Monorogi PSA: Kids, how many hours do you spend online per day? One? Two? Nine? Why not go outside and enjoy the sunshine? Spend the day buying Fendi bags for your girlfriend from some guy in a deserted alley? Play a spot of tennis with a charming older man?
This one is realy good
Grand Slam Season as of 2008:
Roland Garros JOKE SLAM
Right word in the right moment - a glass of watter in the desert.