__________________ "What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."
Production on Federer Brand Swiss GOAT Cheese has been suspended due to a sharp fall in GOAT Cheese share prices in recent months - due to oversupply and lack of demand, a large EU GOAT Cheese mountain has formed just outside Basel and local residents are complaining about the smell.
"Nobody seems to want the GOAT cheese anymore," said a woman with nasty Fendi who refused to be identfied.
"It seems tastes have moved on. Pork. Duck. Haggis. Whatever Serbs eat. We just hope demand picks up again by the end of the year or early 2009"
With such a sharp fall in the share price though, it seems GOAT Cheese could be a declining business for some time to come.