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Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:
In this exclusive quote, Levine faces his demons:
"I was so high I did not recognize the fire burning in her eyes. The chaos that controlled my mind whispered goodbye and she got on a plane. Never to return again but always in my heart... I tried my best to feed her appetite, keep her coming every night --- so hard to keep her satisfied."
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08-20-2007, 11:24 PM
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Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:
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08-21-2007, 12:50 AM
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Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:
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Tsk, tsk. He should seriously cut Maria some slack. First of all, he is the man so he has to do all the work instead of complaining that she was just lying there doing nothing. Perhaps he was so bad that she just had the 'hopefully it will be over soon' thoughts in her head and didn't moan because of this.
What makes me laugh is the fact that she found his moaning rather disturbing and said that it would ruin her concentration. Through this experience she should finally know how her opponents feel when their concentration is being ruined by her constant shrieking. 
Anyway, he is a true gentleman to be spilling the beans on his relationship with Maria. I wonder how much they paid him for that. I doubt that his record sales are really that bad that he needs to sell stories about his private life to pay his bills. |
 that's just ridiculous. If sex was A doing all the work then it would be external masturbation.
Never in doubt about her being bad in bed, her face has that all over it, but that guy's a jerk. |
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08-21-2007, 02:37 AM
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08-21-2007, 02:53 AM
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Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:
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In this exclusive quote, Levine faces his demons:
"I was so high I did not recognize the fire burning in her eyes. The chaos that controlled my mind whispered goodbye and she got on a plane. Never to return again but always in my heart... I tried my best to feed her appetite, keep her coming every night --- so hard to keep her satisfied."
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08-21-2007, 08:27 AM
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Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:
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that's just ridiculous. If sex was A doing all the work then it would be external masturbation. |
It always ends up sounding ridiculous when I'm trying to be funny.
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08-21-2007, 04:49 PM
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This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)
http://www.dose.ca/music/story.html?...e6e05e&k=85471
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Do you want to be a part of the next Maroon 5 video? No, you won't get to roll around in bed with scantily clad lead singer Adam Levine, as he's been known to do in nearly all the band's steamy clips, but you could have a photo of a loved one splashed up for pop-fans 'round the world to see.
The pop-funk band is soliciting photos of loved ones/things from fans for their forthcoming "Won't Go Home Without You" video.
"Friends, lovers, family, pets, musical instruments ... you name it. Whatever and whoever you love, we want to include footage of it in our video," says keyboardist Jessie Carmichael. "This is going to be a tribute to you and your life stories wherever they're happening around the world. Got any home video of us in concert? Send 'em in. Be creative, have fun, and spread the love."
Infamous playboy Levine has also been speaking out his love-spreading, recently boasting about bedding tennis superstar Maria Sharapova and complaining about her lack of enthusiasm.
"She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was," he says, the U.K. Sun reports. "I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
Classy. Did Levine ever stop to consider maybe it was his fault Sharapova wasn't being as vocal as desired?
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08-21-2007, 04:51 PM
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Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)
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08-21-2007, 04:53 PM
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Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)
This was already posted in NT. Levine's publicist has retracted the statement.
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Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)
This was already posted in the Non-Tennis section and Levine's agent said it was not true that they have ever dated.
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Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)
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This was already posted in NT. Levine's publicist has retracted the statement.
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08-21-2007, 04:55 PM
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Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)
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This was already posted in the Non-Tennis section and Levine's agent said it was not true that they have ever dated.
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Who said anything about dating?
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Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)
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This was already posted in the Non-Tennis section and Levine's agent said it was not true that they have ever dated.
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Who said anything about dating? |
No one, mi amor. I'll tell you what though- if there is any grain of truth to it, no chick should be to quick to shack up with Levine. If he's at the ready with a score card and a pen, poised to grade his playmates on their skill level, or lack thereof.... 
That's way too much pressure, needing to perform like so much of a trained seal. Yikes. |
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Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)
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No one, mi amor. I'll tell you what though- if there is any grain of truth to it, no chick should be to quick to shack up with Levine. If he's at the ready with a score card and a pen, poised to grade his playmates on their skill level, or lack thereof....
That's way too much pressure, needing to perform like so much of a trained seal. Yikes. |
Well, considering who its with, she should be used to pressure, no? 
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