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Old 04-21-2004, 03:38 AM   #1
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I am crazy
my mind is dead
I don't even bother with words
you heard what I said

I think if I look too long
I will go blind
I told you I am crazy
I have no mind

You're so silly, wild, and cool
If you were the teacher
I would go to school

I don't bother with rythem
it doesn't effect my ryhme
my verbal beats hum
and you keep in time

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Old 04-21-2004, 07:00 AM   #2
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While I sat on the train, the inquest had started
One of the passengers had definetely farted
Everyones eyes all circled around
Could the person who did this be found?

Was it the man in the brown leather jacket?
The girl with the sports bag and badminton racket?
The man in the cap who looked half asleep?
Or the guy with the briefcase who looked like a creep?

Whoever had done it, they knew it was wrong,
to leave such a nasty and lingering pong.
With my breath held in and my head between legs
I blocked out the odour of bad rotten eggs

Whover had trumped, had filled up the carriage
A smell such as that could ruin a marriage
My journey of hell, it soon turned to glee
As I jumped off at clapham, at last I was free !!!

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Old 04-21-2004, 07:26 AM   #3
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Spring is in the air
I feel those winter blues are over
I smell the scent of a little flower
And i have such a big big hunger!

I hear the birds a- singin’, a-chirpin’
I hear the children laughin’
They’re in the yard a-playin’
I can hear my tummy screamin’!!!

Now i wanna eat some spring rolls
Spring rolls!!!
Roll over raclette and fondue
My current craving’s not for you
I think of sweet and sour sauce
Oriental flavor to please my tongue and nose
Savor that taste of home sweet home
Spring rolls, spring rolls are in bloom!!!
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Old 04-21-2004, 09:21 AM   #4
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The sky was dark,
the moon was high,
all alone just her and I

Her hair so brown,
Her eyes so blue,
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft,
her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how,
but I tried my best
I wiped my forehead and took off my vest

I remember my fear,
my fast beating heart,
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished,
its all over now,
My very first time at milking a cow !!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-21-2004, 11:23 AM   #5
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I feel a murmer
Like Mr. Schirmer
Is he lurking by my door?

And if he kills me
I hope he wills me
To clean the mess up off the floor.

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Old 04-21-2004, 05:04 PM   #6
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great Poems guys!!
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:25 PM   #7
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Barely forgotten how to speak
throat dryer than sand
a cough a wisper
I was in demand

I don't remember
what to say
but my mouth opened
and I began to pray

sputtering and blubbering
I blabbered about my way
I stumbled over words
and just kept talking until
I had nothing to say

When it was over
my back was sweaty
my palms cold as ice
I began to hear noise
it was acutally something nice

It sounded like thunder
at first just distant
until up in my face
I bowed to my crowd
and said I love this place
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denim that cow one is

Ode to Tommy Haas:

Tommy, tommy
You so fine
Hit a forehand
Down the line

Go to the loo
and do your poo
before the match
so that you dont do a poo on court while you are playing and embarass yourself and then choke because you're crying i love you tommy please win a grand slam already

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hahaha Tommy Haas he is your boss, eww your teeth you should floss...
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:10 AM   #11
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I am gay,
I like to lay,
Next month is May,
I have a friend named Tay,
Tomorrow's another day,
and what am I going to say?


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Andy Roddick lets go
forget about that Mandy hoe
lets get on with the show
get in your tennis boat and row
you are pulling the other americans in tow
your game is going to need to grow
if you want to beat Federer, ya know?

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Mary had a little Lamb
She also had a duck
she put them on her 4 post bed
to see if they would ...get on

She fed the lamb on such strange food
She gave him peas and kippers
She used to own 2 Hedgehogs once
But she turned them into slippers
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Denim that first one of yours is just fantastic
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Grey sky purple moon blue hair
Enter the door I don't care
I'll ride away on my mare
If I get lost I have my flairs
I just hope I don't run into bears
cuz I'll do anything that she dares
it's all in the clothes that she wears
Andre we will see how he fairs
he better start to reduce his errors
when he beats Fed everyone stares


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