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When will Federer retire?

45K views 538 replies 300 participants last post by  florentine 
#1 ·
Federer lost, should he retire?

I know this is an old joke, but still an appropriate one. Thread dedication to whenever Feds loses (which is early and often) and messes up his streaks which would have gone on forever.

Obviously at this rate he won't make the Hall of Fame, won't be remembered and should remove himself from the tennis court before he's embarrasses himself even more.

:wavey:
 
#3 ·
Re: Federer lost, should he retire?

after the guy lost yesterday, at least 3 threads launched about the event, if he retires, how 'll this happen? don't be cruel tennis fool, some posters here really need the Vcash.. :rolleyes:
 
#6 ·
Re: Federer lost, should he retire?

Roger Federer - ingredients - blood, calcium, h2o, skin, bone, hair, has a brain, heart, lungs, 2 legs, 2 arms, male parts, a head - in other words he is a human being - not a robot as some people feared until yesterday :)

He is also ALLOWED to lose tennis matches too!!!

Welcome back to the Human Race Roger!
 
#7 ·
Re: Federer lost, should he retire?

:lol:
Yes! He should definitely give the tennis a miss, and start a dairy farm with Juliette. Go for it Roger! Blue overalls are sexay! ;) :haha:
 
#8 ·
Re: Federer lost, should he retire?

Bjorkman_Girl said:
:lol:
Yes! He should definitely give the tennis a miss, and start a dairy farm with Juliette. Go for it Roger! Blue overalls are sexay! ;) :haha:
Setting: Roger squatting, milking and singing:

Roger: Swiss acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep the Masters, just give me that countryside.

Roger's Ego: New York is where I'd rather play.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore an Arthur Ashe view.
Dah-ling I love you but this thought is Boo!

Roger: ...The chores.
Ego:...The scores.
Roger:...Fresh air.
Ego...Who cares?

Roger: Don't give me this strife.
Ego: Good bye, tennis life.
Together: Swiss Acres we are there.
 
#13 ·
Re: Federer lost, should he retire?

For a player who's physical condition was obviously effected by an ankle injury he came very close to winning against a high class player.
 
#16 ·
Re: Federer lost, should he retire?

Tennis Fool said:
I know this is an old joke, but still an appropriate one. Thread dedication to whenever Feds loses (which is early and often) and messes up his streaks which would have gone on forever.

Obviously at this rate he won't make the Hall of Fame, won't be remembered and should remove himself from the tennis court before he's embarrasses himself even more.

:wavey:

Until 14 or more Singles Grand Slam titles w/ Roland Garros :)
 
#17 ·
Re: Federer lost, should he retire?

mirkaland said:
They were so overcome with joy they weren't thinking clearly.
Yeah..maybe that's what happened. Well that was once in a lifetime opportunity for them, right? Who knows when this will happen again?
 
#19 ·
Re: Federer lost, should he retire?

Setting: Roger squatting, milking and singing:

Roger: Swiss acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep the Masters, just give me that countryside.

Roger's Ego: New York is where I'd rather play.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore an Arthur Ashe view.
Dah-ling I love you but this thought is Boo!

Roger: ...The chores.
Ego:...The scores.
Roger:...Fresh air.
Ego...Who cares?

Roger: Don't give me this strife.
Ego: Good bye, tennis life.
Together: Swiss Acres we are there.
 
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