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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by sigmagirl91
Redundancies and oxymorons are mandatory, or is this a clause to be added to #1?
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no, not really. this is a combo of 1 and 18 
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02-19-2007, 03:02 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
Is there a law for a newbie who asks a poll or question that:
1. Every newbie asks.
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02-19-2007, 03:03 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
TF's law: 1/4 posters will spell "lose" as "loose".
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02-19-2007, 03:08 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by Tennis Fool
TF's law: 1/4 posters will spell "lose" as "loose".
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That's a corollary of law 17, which, btw, is MY law, though not so credited (  Blaze  ).
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02-19-2007, 03:54 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by atheneglaukopis
That's a corollary of law 17, which, btw, is MY law, though not so credited ( Blaze ). |
Fine. TF's corollary. |
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02-19-2007, 03:56 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Fine. TF's corollary.
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TF's corollary of Athene's Law, are you paying attention, Blaze? 
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02-19-2007, 05:52 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
Xristotards > any other tard. Fact.
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02-19-2007, 06:10 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
not trying to be funny
but isnt it time to add a new word in the english dictionary
i feel no pression, no?
why doesnt anyone of those twit journalist at least in private, correct Rafa
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02-19-2007, 06:47 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by almouchie
not trying to be funny
but isnt it time to add a new word in the english dictionary
i feel no pression, no?
why doesnt anyone of those twit journalist at least in private, correct Rafa
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I have to say it made me laugh, but I guess it's an american thing. It deosn't bother me when people fuck up the english language. There's so much of it going on around here you just get use to it |
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02-19-2007, 07:13 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
Since everyone at MTF is busy evolving and amending the laws, would one of the admin or the wise mods plant the name of the country when my pointer points at the flag above the avatar's face. All the scroll-down reads is 'country flag'. What am I supposed to do everytime I come across new coloured lines. SEarch on the internet.
A little amendment...That is all. 
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02-19-2007, 07:19 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by The_Nadal_effect
Since everyone at MTF is busy evolving and amending the laws, would one of the admin or the wise mods plant the name of the country when my pointer points at the flag above the avatar's face. All the scroll-down reads is 'country flag'. What am I supposed to do everytime I come across new coloured lines. SEarch on the internet.
A little amendment...That is all.
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Click on the user's name right below the flag and a drop-down menu should come up. Click "View Public Profile" on the menu, and the country corresponding to the flag will be listed in the user's profile.
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02-19-2007, 08:49 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by almouchie
not trying to be funny
but isnt it time to add a new word in the english dictionary
i feel no pression, no?
why doesnt anyone of those twit journalist at least in private, correct Rafa
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Am I the only one who finds it adorable when the spaniards say pression. And it's not just Rafa who says it, JC does it too.
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02-19-2007, 01:26 PM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by atheneglaukopis
Click on the user's name right below the flag and a drop-down menu should come up. Click "View Public Profile" on the menu, and the country corresponding to the flag will be listed in the user's profile. |
But dude, that's no fun. why do all the hard work? I could simply point at the flag and get the name of the country.  Vamos!
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02-19-2007, 03:19 PM
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Re: Laws of MTF
Alright then Blaze. If my Croat thing can't become a law on its own I'll have to think of another.
Stebs Law
Any quote made by a player disliked by any particular poster can, will and must be taken out of context as a means of bashing the player in question. This will result in pages of arguments where half the posters have actually read or listened to the particular quote and the other half are making assumptions.
Can it be one?
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02-19-2007, 03:32 PM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by Tennis Fool
TF's law: 1/4 posters will spell "lose" as "loose".
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Originally Posted by Tennis Fool
Is there a law for a newbie who asks a poll or question that:
1. Every newbie asks.
2. Where a senior poster and says yeah, that's been asked yesterday (last week, last year, always).
3. Another senior poster actually responds to the question
4. The end poll gets 100s of responses. |
boooring, doesnt count.
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Originally Posted by atheneglaukopis
That's a corollary of law 17, which, btw, is MY law, though not so credited ( Blaze ). |
you dont get your own law
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Originally Posted by Tennis Fool
Fine. TF's corollary.
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nope
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Originally Posted by atheneglaukopis
TF's corollary of Athene's Law, are you paying attention, Blaze? |
 
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Originally Posted by Xristos
Xristotards > any other tard. Fact.
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Originally Posted by stebs
Alright then Blaze. If my Croat thing can't become a law on its own I'll have to think of another.
Stebs Law
Any quote made by a player disliked by any particular poster can, will and must be taken out of context as a means of bashing the player in question. This will result in pages of arguments where half the posters have actually read or listened to the particular quote and the other half are making assumptions.
Can it be one? |
addend to 15
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