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Old 01-05-2007, 03:10 PM   #256
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An additonal law perhaps.

# Any time an ATP player does a blog, there always has to be a mention of Tursunov in that particular blog thread.
yes, to be added immediately
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:11 PM   #257
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Hahaha thats a good one. Dont you mean wiping Ivans ass off the court 60 60.
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:19 PM   #258
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Old 01-05-2007, 05:23 PM   #259
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An additonal law perhaps.

# Any time an ATP player does a blog, there always has to be a mention of Tursunov in that particular blog thread.
I suggested something similar a few months ago : http://www.menstennisforums.com/show...&postcount=237
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Old 01-05-2007, 05:30 PM   #260
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sorry M, must have missed it. apparently i corrected Law #2 as you suggested, however
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:37 PM   #261
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Every player on tour has a chance to be top 20.
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Old 02-14-2007, 12:26 AM   #262
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I would say that every top ten player is considered gay...but law #18 covers this.
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Old 02-14-2007, 12:27 AM   #263
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Every day is Bash Mr. Disney day!!! Is that a law anywhere?
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Old 02-14-2007, 12:38 AM   #264
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Wow, this is the best thread ever
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Yeah, this is my first time seeing this and it is the only thread I read every single post. Great stuff Blake I'm glad your one of us.

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22. Tennis is rigged. It's even more fake than professional wrestling.(GeorgeWHitler's law).

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Old 02-14-2007, 07:48 AM   #267
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Every time a Croat loses he is proclaimed to be a "loser" a "choker" and is requested to retire by incensed fans of the particular Croat.

Stebs law.

It's good, no?
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Old 02-18-2007, 11:59 PM   #268
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ok people, ive made some adjustments to the laws due to redundency and my own discretions of Laws no longer being applicable or whatever else i want

Law 31 (troll Law) has replaced Law 6 (tard Law#1) because Law 26 is also a tard law.

Law 8 has been addended

Law 13 has been addended

Law 16 used to be that Jerry has never lost an argument. After his record was tarnished, the law was scrapped in late October. Due to this week's events, it has been replaced entirely.

Law 22, GWH's law has been scrapped and replaced with the blog law, #32, which is now 22.



1. Making sense is optional

2. The probability of a thread on MTF becoming about Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal or both approaches 1 with respect to time (Mandoura’s Law)

3. Speculation can be treated as fact, as can fact be considered speculation

4. Injuries are always faked, especially if the sufferer is Roddick or Hewitt (Deb's Law)

5. Supporting PHM can cause serious damages to your health (Julie's Law)

6. In order for one to be recognized as a troll, at least 50% one's posts must be considered some form of funny. The other 50 can be a combination of brown-nosing, bullshitting, posting pure crap, starting (or attempting to start) flamewars, or basically some other stupid act.

7. (Insert noun here) is on the juice

8. Lose=Choke, and vice versa

9. Everyone loves BYE

10. Tennis coverage in the USA is a joke, and the commentators are all tools.

11. You do not talk about the WTA in a positive light

12. Just because a thread begins as “A” topic, doesn’t mean it cant translate to “B”, “C”, and “D” topic. Also, most topics turn to slash and/or sex after the unimportant things have been discussed. I.E. tennis.

13. Safin= Top 10 killa, Safin= Safin Killa, Whole ATP Tour= Donald Young Killa, Fed= Whole ATP killa, Rafa= Fedkilla, = Rafa killa, 5th set= Blake Killa, Berdych= 5th set killa, Berdych=Rafakilla, etc.

14. If you make a post, expect to be criticized, flamed, and degraded by someone else by use of personal insults. Also, threads based on a quote from an idiot tennis figure head MUST be flamed to no end. Also, going off on off-topic tangents, namecalling, and use of the :retard: smily are good ways of showing that you have run out of bullshit to spew, and have lost the argument.

15. EVERYTHING gets blown out of proportion. An example is whenever a player gives an interview or says some little Mickey Mouse controversial comment, expect someone to say something about speaking OUT LOUD.

16. Whenever a combination of journeymen, formerly suspended dopers, and one-dimensional players win a tourney on the same day, tennis is officially proclaimed DEAD.

17. Horrible spelling, grammar misuse, and other butcherings of the English language are mandatory. Also, expect to be corrected for every single misspeeling

18. Double standards, stereotypes, and generalizations are a must.

19. Signatures must contain either a quirky tid bit of wisdom or a laundry list of the players you support. Quotes from random movies, TV shows, or other posters are a plus. Of course 10,000 smilies are firmly required, as is a cheap shot to one or more posters.

20. MTF is a perpetual cyclone of the exact same ideas and thoughts and can be discussed ad nauseum and yet no one ever gets bored or leaves

21. Infamous posters change their usernames as often Puff Daddy does his, if not more so

22. Every time an ATP player does a blog, the GM thread to announce it can't go without mention of the famous and legendary Dima blog of Estoril 2006. Usually, to say that said blog wont be near as good as Tursunov's. Conversely, every time there is a blog, there is also always a mention of the infamous "Fat Dave" blog of Madrid

23. Useless threads, random stupdity, and smily overuse is mandatory

24. Good ways to earn vcash are creating threads that are either a quote from a person calling someone else out, a thread meant for bashing someone, threads proclaiming yourself to be the next federer when in fact, you eat bagels all day, or, more specifically, a thread that calls out Federer's dominance; each of these will elicit tons of posters from both sides of the issue, with flamewars, namecalling, and hilarity to ensue, while the thread creator swims in vriches

25. Anyone supporting a tennis player should be assumed to have some kind of sexual infatuation with said player, even if they don't recognize it themselves. (Joe's Law)

26. All player's fans are called -tards. Fedtards, Rafatards, Safintards, Djokotards, etc. These radical groups of people always believe their player to be superior and any player that beat him is a joke, on the juice, cheating, ugly, fat, a fluke, and will never beat him again. Also, stupidity and bias are prevelent in their posts and signatures. And, anytime that anyone (but 99% of the time, Nadal) has been given any type of luck, Uncle Toni is behind it all with his magic wand.

27. The number of supporters of a given player increases proportionally with the players' rate of success but the number of haters increases exponentially with the player's rate of success. Also, if a relatively low-ranked and little known player upsets [insert top-ranked player here], that player's bandwagon fills with haters of [insert top-ranked player here]. And, the number of fans a player has can also explode with the quality of his blog.

28. The bigger the 'i'm leaving' announcement is, the less likely that a user will actually leave MTF. People who do leave here never give notice, they just disappear. (Tall One's Law)

29. Whining and complaining are mandatory. Whenever a draw comes out, It is obviously fixed against Player A, while Player B has a cakewalk. Probably done by under-the-table deals and knife to throat backroom bargains. Also, complaining about the surface of a tournamnet months in advance and saying THAT is also fixed falls under this category. As are the conspiracies of that it is a clown era and whoever plays in this era cant possibly be considered anything close to the GOAT.

30. This forum is not a REAL mens tennis forum without a whole horde of separate threads discussing such earth-shattering topic as who's dick is the biggest, who has the best ass, best bulge, or who is the hooooooooteeetesssstttt! threads.
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Old 02-19-2007, 12:04 AM   #269
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Every time a Croat loses he is proclaimed to be a "loser" a "choker" and is requested to retire by incensed fans of the particular Croat.

Stebs law.

It's good, no?
I'll addend 18
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Old 02-19-2007, 12:20 AM   #270
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Redundancies and oxymorons are mandatory, or is this a clause to be added to #1?
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