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Bolar Bolabi · 08-13-2006, 11:21 PM

The results are in and I must say that the results shocked me.

He made her a coffee and went on to say what I told him to say.

Her reaction was the following.

"What drugs are you on? You weren't romantic 30 years ago, who put you up to it?"

She gave him a slap across the face.

He told her who told him and apparently she's coming going to see me sometime

Sunday afternoon they had lunch with their kids and their son in law. His wife said. "Guess what your father did the other night" And she told everyone what he said and what happened and one of them goes. "Dad what were you thinking?" He said "well I'll tell you, I wanted to have sex with your mother."

They all apparently laughed

Poor bugger. I feel for him. At least he tried. He can hold his head up high.

Corey Feldman · 08-14-2006, 12:15 AM

Persuade him to shag you Bolar
:retard:

cobalt60 · 08-14-2006, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Bolar Bolabi

Enjoy it whilst you can coz apparently it doesn't happen.

There are drugs for that you know. Viagra and Cialis come to mind

08-14-2006, 03:55 AM

shotgun · 08-14-2006, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bolar Bolabi

Poor bugger. I feel for him. At least he tried. He can hold his head up high.

I don't. He's stupid enough to listen to your advices, that's what he gets.

good_gambler · 08-14-2006, 04:54 AM

So it was a big success Boalr?

Mistaflava · 08-14-2006, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bolar Bolabi

Mind you, I havn't had sex for about 2 months

You are definitely not one to be giving advice on having sex. Two months? And you have a girlfriend? WTF is wrong with you?

MariaV · 08-14-2006, 07:33 AM

Thanks for the great laugh everyone!

**Action Jackson** · 08-14-2006, 07:39 AM

Bolar isn't called the donkey, because of his ability to heehaw or the fact that he can deliver a donkey punch.

J. Corwin · 08-14-2006, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bolar Bolabi

Yes that is right. I am helping someone get laid.

I'm a sex therapist by nature. I know someone who is in his 50's. He's been married over 30 years or 27 years and he said there's no sex and when you've been married that long, she isn't interested.

So I gave him tips and advice and a plan to do Saturday night which his wife won't say no to. If he used it on any female, they would jump him. I'm sure of it. So Saturday night, he is taking my advice.

I won't say what it is because I don't want to share just yet. It's a trick of the trade. Something to keep close to my chest. But I will be seeing him Monday morning and I'll let you all know if my plan worked, if he got laid.

This 'she' that you helped hook him up with is actually you, right?

So you turned him down and slapped him?

adee-gee · 08-14-2006, 08:13 AM

Bolar Bolabi · 08-14-2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mistaflava

You are definitely not one to be giving advice on having sex. Two months? And you have a girlfriend? WTF is wrong with you?

We were off for a month and a half - almost two months and got back together last weekend hence why it hasn't happened in 2 months.