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Old 10-22-2005, 06:07 PM   #61
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:blush: Aww, you guys are too good to me.

But with all this sweetness I'm not in the mood to punish anyone.

Someone's gonna have to take up my slack.
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Old 10-23-2005, 12:27 AM   #62
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OMG. I made Andy do the football drills in the cold dark wearing nothing but a skirt--and he caught the flu!

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with all this sweetness I'm not in the mood to punish anyone.

Someone's gonna have to take up my slack.
ill try...

crime: stealing my heart, when he doesnt even deserve it
(and stealing some of my mind too )

punishment: do me, hard.

...see im no good at this.
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:36 AM   #64
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Noelle! Young lady you’re in big trouble. You need to be punished!

Crime: Making Andy sick.
Punishment: As soon as Andy gets better he will spend 2 hours (roughly the time of the match he forfeited) administering your punishment. You, in your little school girl outfit will be in detention. You will sit at a desk with your hands primly folded and resting on top. You will not be wearing any shoes or stockings. Why? Because Andy Roddick will be sitting on the floor in front of you, Indian style, licking you. He will lick your feet everywhere, in between your toes, your heel, your souls, your ankles and calves, and even the pit of your knee. He will not go higher. He will not talk to you. He will do nothing but lick your feet. As your punishment you will do nothing but sit there. No talking. No moving. And after 2 hours of build up Andy will leave you sitting there, totally unsatisfied. And only then will you understand the unexpected anticipation and sudden pain of the let down that your carelessness has caused Andy fans around the globe.

You will know shame.
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warmy!

You won the suicide game!
That means you'll be getting $800 in vcash!!!

Congratulations!!!!!!


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Congrats warmy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You guys are so nice to me.

Thankyou

Although I doubt the lovely vCash will last long. I tend to only bet on Andy when I think his game is iffy and he needs my moral support. :retard:
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Noelle! Young lady you’re in big trouble. You need to be punished!

Crime: Making Andy sick.
Punishment: As soon as Andy gets better he will spend 2 hours (roughly the time of the match he forfeited) administering your punishment. You, in your little school girl outfit will be in detention. You will sit at a desk with your hands primly folded and resting on top. You will not be wearing any shoes or stockings. Why? Because Andy Roddick will be sitting on the floor in front of you, Indian style, licking you. He will lick your feet everywhere, in between your toes, your heel, your souls, your ankles and calves, and even the pit of your knee. He will not go higher. He will not talk to you. He will do nothing but lick your feet. As your punishment you will do nothing but sit there. No talking. No moving. And after 2 hours of build up Andy will leave you sitting there, totally unsatisfied. And only then will you understand the unexpected anticipation and sudden pain of the let down that your carelessness has caused Andy fans around the globe.

You will know shame.
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:10 AM   #70
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I was telling Deb earlier today how I seem to have some warped, twisted DIRECT LINE to Andy this past week. First, when I posted about the TennisOne article that suggested Andy play doubles, he then entered the Madrid doubles draw. Then, after his singles loss I suggested football drills in the dark. Then he got the flu. And now, after I'd been recommending a sports psychologist, Andy might go and hire a sports psycho. warmy is soooo gonna demand my ass for this one.
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Old 10-25-2005, 06:26 AM   #71
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Oh Noelle. You overestimate my sense of decency and severely underestimate my pervyness. I think it’s very hot and amusing that Andy would hire an abusive SOB to Punish him in to compliance.

I just really want to watch.
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I’m a very sick girl.

I think I need to be punished or at the very least bad rep’d a bit.
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Old 10-25-2005, 07:57 AM   #72
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guys, maybe Andy just needs a hug??



on second thought, that's probably the last thing y'all want to give him...
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Naw, he does need a hug.
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guys, maybe Andy just needs a hug??



on second thought, that's probably the last thing y'all want to give him...
actually its the first thing i want to give him, but certainly not the last...maybe the last too.
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Andy would hire an abusive SOB to Punish him in to compliance.

I just really want to watch.
:sigh:
I’m a very sick girl.

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I think I need to be punished or at the very least bad rep’d a bit.
i could do that.
-i wouldnt. but i could

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