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Old 10-12-2013, 05:43 PM   #436
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I've been kicked off of 100 more courts than I've had sponsorship offers
Just messing with you bro

If I ever find myself in Florida, can we hit? Or if you ever find yourself in Colorado?

If we ever play, I'll make sure to read through this thread in detail and study all of your weaknesses
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Old 10-12-2013, 06:20 PM   #437
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Well did you ever try to find some sponsors yourself?
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Just messing with you bro

If I ever find myself in Florida, can we hit? Or if you ever find yourself in Colorado?

If we ever play, I'll make sure to read through this thread in detail and study all of your weaknesses
I am always down to play a game opponent.
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I am always down to play a game opponent.
Do you ever visit CO? I tend to be in Florida every few years, so next time I'll contact you and we can play a match
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I've been kicked off of 100 more courts than I've had sponsorship offers
Is this true? How/Why?
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Do you ever visit CO? I tend to be in Florida every few years, so next time I'll contact you and we can play a match
I've never been to Colorado, but sounds like a plan

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Is this true? How/Why?
I can't tell you how many times in college I'd be playing a match, very close, and we'd get kicked off the courts because the team has to practice

Even the women's team!

I mean, I understand, but still, I can't tell you how frustrating it is to get interrupted in the middle of a match multiple times a week. Eventually we just went to another court a few miles from campus. Will be funny to tell this story years from now...
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Would you have a penis reduction if it would help you to get a bigger edge in matches?
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Would you have a penis reduction if it would help you to get a bigger edge in matches?
How about breast reduction a la Halep?
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Answer: no. Though I have, on occasion, flopped out of my underpants. Sometimes you are running left and right, and you cannot hold everything in, and 10 shots into a rally, now your package is directly against your shorts. After several times this happening, I switched brands and this is no longer a problem.

Though perhaps too much information
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what da hell have I just read?
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Answer: no. Though I have, on occasion, flopped out of my underpants. Sometimes you are running left and right, and you cannot hold everything in, and 10 shots into a rally, now your package is directly against your shorts. After several times this happening, I switched brands and this is no longer a problem.

Though perhaps too much information
Just the opposite: can we hear more?
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do you find your willy to be at a minimum level (in terms of lenght) after a tough practice/match

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Well, in the morning, I find myself always with wood. I must release, and then go on with my day. If I don't release, I become easily distracted, easily angry, over aggressive during practice. After the practice, I am also horny, so I must release once more. Some say they don't like to ejaculate at all, leaves them depleted, etc., but for me is opposite
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It's the teams courts, they have the right to use them for their practice time.
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