View Poll Results: How do i get a girlfriend?
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Money
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Internet dating
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01-28-2013, 06:06 AM
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#61
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Yuck!
You're so ugly!
My godness! I can't believe it  |
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01-28-2013, 08:16 AM
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#62
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
Lol why in the world would any man want a GF nowadays seriously.
Women are all trouble nowadays. Just enjoy the single life. Every man that I know who is married isn living a good life I can tell you that.
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01-28-2013, 08:38 PM
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#63
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by Nikki♥
I wonder if 2003 got laid by now.
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Should I ask him?
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01-28-2013, 11:31 PM
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#64
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by GOAT = Fed
Lol why in the world would any man want a GF nowadays seriously.
Women are all trouble nowadays. Just enjoy the single life. Every man that I know who is married isn living a good life I can tell you that.
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Couldn't agree more.
Infact it's weird because my current partner (and hopefully lifetime partner) is absolutely beautiful and awesome in every way yet it all started because she wanted to go out with me, so I didn't have to do anything. I guess the best things comes to those who don't give a shit and wait. 
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01-29-2013, 02:22 AM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
Step 1. Find desirable female specimen.
Step 2. Cut off the head of desirable specimen.
Step 3. Put the head in the middle of a shrine, with four vials of blood on each corner. Two vials will be filled with her blood, and the other two vials will be yours.
Step 4. Engage in the blood unity ritual of your choosing and two people are now one.
Step 5. Suffer from regular hallucinations of your new life companion. You are now mates for life. A beautiful undying love transcending death itself
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01-29-2013, 06:01 AM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by Nikki♥
I wonder if 2003 got laid by now.
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He hasn't stopped getting laid since he posted his photos.
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01-29-2013, 06:27 AM
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#67
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by tripwires
Should I ask him?
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He wouldn't say the truth anyway. Men always lie about their sexual activity.
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Originally Posted by leng jai
He hasn't stopped getting laid since he posted his photos.
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Virtual sex doesn't count.
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Who wants to play with my balls? 
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Bičuj me mamita!
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01-29-2013, 10:43 AM
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#68
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by Nikki♥
I wonder if 2003 got laid by now.
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I got laid part way through this thread 
But no, I haven't had a girlfriend since then, two years ago.
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Federer is a clown who only beat mugs, making his slam victories less meaningful.
Now since Nadal won many of his titles against a clownish Federer, it means Nadal's victories are also cheapened.
And finally, since Nole beat a clownish Nadal in many of his slam victories, his achievements are further cheapened.
Conclusion: everyone is a clown, playing in a neverending clown era.
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01-29-2013, 10:47 AM
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#69
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by Nikki♥
He wouldn't say the truth anyway. Men always lie about their sexual activity.
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Well, id say the closer the number of encounters given to zero, the more likely the guy is telling the truth.
The closer the number of encounters given to 100, the more likely he is lying haha.
I guess the same could be said about minutes lasted during sex 
In all seriousness, I can't see any advantage to a guy lying about being a virgin. Women really don't do sympathy fucks 
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Federer is a clown who only beat mugs, making his slam victories less meaningful.
Now since Nadal won many of his titles against a clownish Federer, it means Nadal's victories are also cheapened.
And finally, since Nole beat a clownish Nadal in many of his slam victories, his achievements are further cheapened.
Conclusion: everyone is a clown, playing in a neverending clown era.
- DustMan
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01-29-2013, 10:47 AM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
The futility of all advice in this thread, and especially the memory of my experience in constructing a relationship with my wife, make me think that MTF is a true expert... at anything else besides tennis and love.  |
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01-29-2013, 04:41 PM
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#71
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by Certinfy
Couldn't agree more.
Infact it's weird because my current partner (and hopefully lifetime partner) is absolutely beautiful and awesome in every way yet it all started because she wanted to go out with me, so I didn't have to do anything. I guess the best things comes to those who don't give a shit and wait. |
Nice to hear man and yeah it's pretty unique to have a woman ask a man out .
Anyway my advice to all men is this:
Under NO circumstance should a man get married unless you're ready to lose half of your shit and custody of your children, which is you are, then, well, I guess you can't say much.
Marriage not even ONCE. Thank God I don't live in a country with cohabiting laws either. Also I'm seeing a trend and the vast majoirty of men my age have also said that they will never marry which is a good thing. No man should be getting married until the laws change which heavily favour women. |
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01-29-2013, 04:56 PM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
It's not long until Valentine's Day. |
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01-29-2013, 06:41 PM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by GOAT = Fed
Nice to hear man and yeah it's pretty unique to have a woman ask a man out .
Anyway my advice to all men is this:
Under NO circumstance should a man get married unless you're ready to lose half of your shit and custody of your children, which is you are, then, well, I guess you can't say much.
Marriage not even ONCE. Thank God I don't live in a country with cohabiting laws either. Also I'm seeing a trend and the vast majoirty of men my age have also said that they will never marry which is a good thing. No man should be getting married until the laws change which heavily favour women. |
Which means never.
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01-29-2013, 07:10 PM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by tripwires
Which means never.
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Of course they will..... unless women like living lonely lives 
If they don't then they will beg for them to change. |
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01-29-2013, 09:11 PM
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Age: 21
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by 2003
Well, id say the closer the number of encounters given to zero, the more likely the guy is telling the truth.
The closer the number of encounters given to 100, the more likely he is lying haha.
I guess the same could be said about minutes lasted during sex
In all seriousness, I can't see any advantage to a guy lying about being a virgin. Women really don't do sympathy fucks |
This is not true. |
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