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Old 11-21-2012, 08:10 PM   #1
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I decided we might as well have a thread for jokes, all are welcome as far as I am concerned non tennis related and tennis related be as free minded as you wish and the mods will deal with the rest. I personally don,t get offended by anything, but it,s up to the mods if they find something in bad taste.
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MTF member to Warlocq: You’re a mug player
Warlocq: "I don’t play mugs. I play tennis."
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:27 PM   #5
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Anyone who posts in this thread is an idiot.
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Anyone who posts in this thread is an idiot.
Or has no sense of humour !
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there was once a world #1 named Djokovic ...
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was funny today on ATP a Djokovic fan called him Maestro and quickly got smashed down by about 50 ppl

only Maestro when it comes to tennis is R.Fed, that is well known
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Right I am gonna get us started seeing as no,one has a sense of humour ! Dwarf Shortage !
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:13 PM   #11
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What,s also funny is how despite all he,s done half of Britain still think Murray,s a twat ! Ow and Scotland thinks it can be independent despite it,s biggest export being people that belong and specialist schools and twat politicians !
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What,s also funny is how despite all he,s done half of Britain think Murray,s a twat !
Half of the other half don't know who he is
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