[nick the greek]

Originally Posted by Punky

i will never get u and how u think
but i know boobs and been will solve most of ur problems

Funny you mentioned this.Let me tell you a joke.

A guy somewhere in Europe finds a lamp and he rubs it and the gene comes out.Gene says,Dude,thanks a bunch I was in this fucking lamp for eternity.Make
a wish and it'll become reality.That's how I'll thank you.
The guy replies:Well, I've always wanted to go to Australia, but I'm afraid of plains, I always get sea sick so the boat is also out of the question.So, you must build me a highway to Oz land so I can drive to there.
The gene says:Are you effin crazy?Do yo know how far is Australia?It's such a monumental task and it'd take me forever to do it.Do you have some other wish?
The guy says:Well, I've also always wanted to be able to understand women.
The gene says:Fuck it.That highway, do you want it to have two lanes or four?

[TigerTim]

Originally Posted by IncrediBale

Its exho like I will care

you will when he is

remember to say "fuck you Novak for losing to that weaponless pusher in New York"

[Punky]

nick

[IncrediBale]

Originally Posted by TigerTim

you will when he is

remember to say "fuck you Novak for losing to that weaponless pusher in New York"

He lost to Murray...wait but he isnt pusher

[Punky]

One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky and said, "He had a hat!"

[hat__boy]

Originally Posted by nick the greek

Funny you mentioned this.Let me tell you a joke.

A guy somewhere in Europe finds a lamp and he rubs it and the gene comes out.Gene says,Dude,thanks a bunch I was in this fucking lamp for eternity.Make
a wish and it'll become reality.That's how I'll thank you.
The guy replies:Well, I've always wanted to go to Australia, but I'm afraid of plains, I always get sea sick so the boat is also out of the question.So, you must build me a highway to Oz land so I can drive to there.
The gene says:Are you effin crazy?Do yo know how far is Australia?It's such a monumental task and it'd take me forever to do it.Do you have some other wish?
The guy says:Well, I've also always wanted to be able to understand women.
The gene says:Fuck it.That highway, do you want it to have two lanes or four?

Evening peeps

[IncrediBale]

Just heard great joke you probalby wouldnt get

[TigerTim]

Originally Posted by IncrediBale

He lost to Murray...wait but he isnt pusher

I was talking about the fact that he was losing to Ferrer for a while

[Punky]

bennnyyyy my lost angel

[Punky]

Originally Posted by IncrediBale

Just heard great joke you probalby wouldnt get

try, no harm in that

[hat__boy]

Originally Posted by Punky

bennnyyyy my lost angel

I am here

[Punky]

Originally Posted by hat__boy

I am here

why are u crying? where is ur macho face??

[nick the greek]

Originally Posted by hat__boy

Evening peeps

Ciao Benito.

[IncrediBale]

Well here it goes

German minister of transport invites Slovak minister of transport to his house. Slovak minister of transport come to his house and sees huge beautiful vila with Ferrari parked in front of it and asks: "From where do you have money for all of this?" German minister of transport replies: "Do you see that Highway there? It should have been 20 meters but its just 19 so I have all of this."

After month Slovak minister of transport invites German minister of transport to Slovakia. When German minister of transport comes to Slovakia he sees huge cstle with few Lamborghinis,Ferraris in front of it and asks :"How did you earn for this?" Slovak minister replies :"Do you see that highway there?" German replies" No."

[TigerTim]