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09-21-2012, 02:25 AM
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Your Vagina is Too Ugly
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So, is your vagina or your girlfriend’s vagina pretty or ugly? After all, there are all shapes and sizes of vaginas out there. Our nature is so judgemental, it categorizes even our vaginas to a "pretty" and an "ugly" category! Next thing you know, we will have beauty pageants for our vaginas! And The Miss World Vagina 2012 goes to… So, what is a pretty vagina? According to a lot of men and women, a pretty vagina of an adult woman should be small, firm, tucked in with no extra layers or folds. On the other hand, an ugly vagina has larger, longer and looser inner lips. In porn magazines, the vaginas are shown as mainly outer lips with very small or nonexistent inner lips. As a result, when men and women see such images, they perceive them as being what “normal” should look like. However, in reality, real women have vaginas with inner lips of various sizes and lengths.
In Europe, teenage girls actually go under the knife and rip apart their vaginas to make them "pretty!!" This process of ripping your vagina apart is called “labiaplasty." It basically means that the doctor will slaughter your inner lips until they look like they are hardly there! Unfortunately, this operation is popular to many in Canada and the United States as well. Close by countries, such as Columbia, even offer pussy care surgical travel packages! It includes someone picking you up at the airport, taking you to cut your vagina to pieces, putting you on morphine and giving you a bandage to put on your torn lady bits! It can also take up to three months to recover from this surgery. Sounds lovely, doesn’t it? Maybe you should plan on one of these vacations for your next holiday! I forgot to mention, these lovely packages cost around two thousand five hundred dollars each, not including your flight and accommodation costs. Everything has its own price. I guess this is the price of having a child-like vagina!
When it comes to issues like this, I seriously lose my hope in humanity!! I do not understand why on earth women are permanently altering their bodies to resemble bodies of young virgin girls who have not hit puberty yet! Some women claim to be getting surgeries for “themselves." However, the funny part is that women can not truly see their vaginas themselves unless they sit legs wide open in front of a mirror. Let’s be honest, how often do we do that everyday? Sadly, we all know that the underlying reason women get cosmetic surgeries like this is for men to find them more attractive. But, why the hell would it matter to men how women’s vaginas looks? After all, during sex, men are either fucking women’s vaginas or licking them! In either case, it is not physically possible for them to stare at those vaginas! Hence, it should not matter to them how perfect they look.
Lastly, what has happened to all those cliché sayings such as “beauty is not skin deep." Yeah, it is not skin deep; it is past that point now. Beauty has become flesh deep, making us cut our flesh from some parts and insert cosmetic fat in other parts, just to match that twenty something, perfect looking model on the magazine cover. Yes, beauty is not skin deep.
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Why do some ladies do this to themselves?
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09-21-2012, 02:35 AM
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The mistake that these women make is that they believe that it matters how their pussy looks.
They view the situation incorrectly: any straight, non metrosexual male will tell you that there are other, more pleasurable applications to a girl's vagina and that sure as hell does not include looking at it in order to decide whether it's good looking or not.
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09-21-2012, 02:37 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
I appreciate the non-trolling post from you TSD, good stuff.
I think it all stems from lack of self-confidence, much like the root of any plastic surgery.
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Johnny blurs the line between grandeur and grandiose
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09-21-2012, 04:32 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
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The mistake that these women make is that they believe that it matters how their pussy looks.
They view the situation incorrectly: any straight, non metrosexual male will tell you that there are other, more pleasurable applications to a girl's vagina and that sure as hell does not include looking at it in order to decide whether it's good looking or not.
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09-21-2012, 05:20 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
thread needs pics, imo
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Nole will lose this I can see it.........disgusting mug,choker,loser I am ashamed to be half Serb
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09-21-2012, 05:27 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
Delete this thread JG. It's too disgusting to read imo.
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nadal is the worst player ever he was 2 points away from winning he should retire he is ugly and i am going to sleep bye rafael nash!t i hate ur existence
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09-21-2012, 07:44 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
This is the influence porn has on our society.
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09-21-2012, 09:36 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
I could care less. They serve their purpose in love, that's all that matters. Can't believe some girls actually do this 
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I've played the game for close to 10 years. This should come as no surprise to many.
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09-21-2012, 09:55 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
I don't know what's more disturbing - the information in that article or the fact that I actually agree with Topspindoctor for once  |
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09-21-2012, 10:00 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
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thread needs pics, imo
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09-21-2012, 10:07 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
WTF did I just read?!?
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09-21-2012, 10:23 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
I puked.
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09-21-2012, 10:34 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
 Tell me more!
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09-21-2012, 10:37 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
What a world we live in.
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Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".
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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
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09-21-2012, 11:00 AM
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Re: Your Vagina is Too Ugly
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This is the influence porn has on our society.
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to some extent, yes, I agree.
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Murray couldn't express it much better than that... he looks so relieved like someone who takes a powerful laxative to free himself from years of severe constipation.
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As for Mugray, what can be said? A disgusting human being, and awful player, and a choking pushing mug. He looks like a kemo patient, bald spots, hairless legs, pasty blotchy skin, busted teeth, and an ugly, snarling face. Typical antics all came out in this match: faking injuries, grimacing and cursing, trying to peg Fed, trying to start drama, undeserved final based on an exhausted old man and a joke draw.
I'm no Fakervic fan but he needs to save tennis, sadly tree trunk legs will be fresh. Interesting he's never questioned...
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