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Old 09-21-2012, 02:25 AM   #1
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So, is your vagina or your girlfriend’s vagina pretty or ugly? After all, there are all shapes and sizes of vaginas out there. Our nature is so judgemental, it categorizes even our vaginas to a "pretty" and an "ugly" category! Next thing you know, we will have beauty pageants for our vaginas! And The Miss World Vagina 2012 goes to… So, what is a pretty vagina? According to a lot of men and women, a pretty vagina of an adult woman should be small, firm, tucked in with no extra layers or folds. On the other hand, an ugly vagina has larger, longer and looser inner lips. In porn magazines, the vaginas are shown as mainly outer lips with very small or nonexistent inner lips. As a result, when men and women see such images, they perceive them as being what “normal” should look like. However, in reality, real women have vaginas with inner lips of various sizes and lengths.

In Europe, teenage girls actually go under the knife and rip apart their vaginas to make them "pretty!!" This process of ripping your vagina apart is called “labiaplasty." It basically means that the doctor will slaughter your inner lips until they look like they are hardly there! Unfortunately, this operation is popular to many in Canada and the United States as well. Close by countries, such as Columbia, even offer pussy care surgical travel packages! It includes someone picking you up at the airport, taking you to cut your vagina to pieces, putting you on morphine and giving you a bandage to put on your torn lady bits! It can also take up to three months to recover from this surgery. Sounds lovely, doesn’t it? Maybe you should plan on one of these vacations for your next holiday! I forgot to mention, these lovely packages cost around two thousand five hundred dollars each, not including your flight and accommodation costs. Everything has its own price. I guess this is the price of having a child-like vagina!

When it comes to issues like this, I seriously lose my hope in humanity!! I do not understand why on earth women are permanently altering their bodies to resemble bodies of young virgin girls who have not hit puberty yet! Some women claim to be getting surgeries for “themselves." However, the funny part is that women can not truly see their vaginas themselves unless they sit legs wide open in front of a mirror. Let’s be honest, how often do we do that everyday? Sadly, we all know that the underlying reason women get cosmetic surgeries like this is for men to find them more attractive. But, why the hell would it matter to men how women’s vaginas looks? After all, during sex, men are either fucking women’s vaginas or licking them! In either case, it is not physically possible for them to stare at those vaginas! Hence, it should not matter to them how perfect they look.

Lastly, what has happened to all those cliché sayings such as “beauty is not skin deep." Yeah, it is not skin deep; it is past that point now. Beauty has become flesh deep, making us cut our flesh from some parts and insert cosmetic fat in other parts, just to match that twenty something, perfect looking model on the magazine cover. Yes, beauty is not skin deep.
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Why do some ladies do this to themselves?
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The mistake that these women make is that they believe that it matters how their pussy looks.

They view the situation incorrectly: any straight, non metrosexual male will tell you that there are other, more pleasurable applications to a girl's vagina and that sure as hell does not include looking at it in order to decide whether it's good looking or not.
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I appreciate the non-trolling post from you TSD, good stuff.

I think it all stems from lack of self-confidence, much like the root of any plastic surgery.
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The mistake that these women make is that they believe that it matters how their pussy looks.

They view the situation incorrectly: any straight, non metrosexual male will tell you that there are other, more pleasurable applications to a girl's vagina and that sure as hell does not include looking at it in order to decide whether it's good looking or not.
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thread needs pics, imo
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Delete this thread JG. It's too disgusting to read imo.
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This is the influence porn has on our society.
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I could care less. They serve their purpose in love, that's all that matters. Can't believe some girls actually do this
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I don't know what's more disturbing - the information in that article or the fact that I actually agree with Topspindoctor for once
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What a world we live in.
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