Tennis players in a last man standing, battle to the death arena (hunger games style)
Who would you favour? Vultures? Tacticians?
Name some players you think could win such a contest.
For those who have no clue what I'm talking about: they would be put in a controlled environment and fight to the death. Pretty much like gladiators in their time, but it would be out in the open and they could use natural resources to aid them in surviving.
Maybe this guy? He's been living as a hermit for a few years now. Probably learned a lot about wilderness, and he's got the spirit to endure.
Or maybe this one? Can't underestimate those biceps and the thick legs.
What about him? He's surely a toughened piece of iron.
Or this young fella? Already applying the war paint. Gotta love his drive.
Or maybe...
???
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Rafa is too dumb, Fed and Nole are too frail. Murray is the only one who would survive past the cornucopia out of the top 4. Nishikori would end up winning.
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Hewitt.
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Current, retired, or anyone?
If we're talking retired, I'd list Safin and Lendl as top contenders.
From the current group, Tsonga, Haas, and Hewitt all seem like especially tough bastards.
Let's keep it simple with active players only.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Oracle
Match Point Novak needs to be immortalized in sculpture, like Michelangelo's David. I'm sure that once he's gone to tennis Valhalla, his statue will have his stones as the focal point of attention, and tennis fans will make a meccan-like pilgrimage at least once in their lifetime, in order to rub those lucky stones, like the budda's belly.
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Some players could team up against others, like Melzer and Petzschner, or the Spanish players.
Take that into account as well. Who could take on the Spanish Armada in this kind of thing?
Would have to be a very good tactician.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Oracle
Match Point Novak needs to be immortalized in sculpture, like Michelangelo's David. I'm sure that once he's gone to tennis Valhalla, his statue will have his stones as the focal point of attention, and tennis fans will make a meccan-like pilgrimage at least once in their lifetime, in order to rub those lucky stones, like the budda's belly.
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Originally Posted by Freak3yman84
The Spanish Armada would be no match for the Warlocq!
Berlocq could team up with Nalbandian and win the battle of endurance.
By that I mean eat Dave when things become tough.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Oracle
Match Point Novak needs to be immortalized in sculpture, like Michelangelo's David. I'm sure that once he's gone to tennis Valhalla, his statue will have his stones as the focal point of attention, and tennis fans will make a meccan-like pilgrimage at least once in their lifetime, in order to rub those lucky stones, like the budda's belly.
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After these two outlast the rest, rather than fight to the death they'd threaten to commit suicide together. The rules will be reversed and a single winner declared - manlove
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Originally Posted by Freak3yman84
The Spanish Armada would be no match for the Warlocq!
They are in a league of their own, nobody can take them down:
Plus they have the super secret weapon: the ready for battle Rafa. At the sight of his fight face the enemy would simply have to take one big step back.
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Originally Posted by Sham Kay
After these two outlast the rest, rather than fight to the death they'd threaten to commit suicide together. The rules will be reversed and a single winner declared - manlove