Hello sir/madam. You alright? Welcome to the forum, feel free to ask me if you're lost at anytime.
I'm the resident forum know-it-all.
So someone recently informed me that my sig was empty. Said I needed a life affirming motivational quote by a positive role model like Einstein or Oscar Wilde...
Beautiful girls are like complex puzzles. The closer you look the harder it gets.
-Drunk guy at Mcdonalds