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Old 02-05-2011, 07:12 PM   #1
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After the "delete this thread" thread was sadly removed. I thought I'd dedicate this thread in its place. It is a thread about nothing.

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And, Roger Federer ranks 5th. But any problem cannot be found? is there nothing?  

Because, Djokovic, Murray, and Nadal certainly win Roger?

Even David Ferrer? (Roger 14 - 0 David)

Or, Roger loses even before QF? lol

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Old 02-05-2011, 07:14 PM   #2
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What kind of Seinfeld thread is it without another game for Milos?
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its pointless. I'm in.
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Old 02-05-2011, 09:45 PM   #4
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He was eating his snickers bar, with a Knife and Fork
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Do you have a ketchup secret?
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what delay industries?
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The episode where Kramer was a ball "man" for the US Open womens final with Monica Selleys was pretty funny.

It raised an interesting point, why cant there be ball men?
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"But WHERE does the meat go??"



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Great thread.

Got to love the bloopers reel from all seasons, they are hilarious too.
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This is one of my favourites:

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Fucking brilliant. I couldn't pick a favorite if i wanted to. I think i could literally watch just about every episode (except season 1) on a continuous loop.
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thread.

Did you guys see the sort of Seinfeld reunion they did on Curb Your Enthusiasm? I liked it better than the finale

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