View Poll Results: How do i get a girlfriend?
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Money
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Internet dating
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10-07-2010, 08:05 AM
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Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
I was just wondering, because I have never really had one before and am of an age now where everyone seems to have one.
So yeah; any tips on how I go about getting one?
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Federer is a clown who only beat mugs, making his slam victories less meaningful.
Now since Nadal won many of his titles against a clownish Federer, it means Nadal's victories are also cheapened.
And finally, since Nole beat a clownish Nadal in many of his slam victories, his achievements are further cheapened.
Conclusion: everyone is a clown, playing in a neverending clown era.
- DustMan
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10-07-2010, 08:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
Stop making silly polls everywhere and your set.
But not really.
1. Find a girl you like.
2. Get her a little tipsy.
3. Ask her to dance.
4. Sneak in a little kiss.
5. Ask her out.
Pretty simple really.
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10-07-2010, 08:38 AM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
Heres a photo of me chilling by the pool.
And one eating a hotdog.
So is there any obvious inherant reason I could not get a girlfriend?
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Federer is a clown who only beat mugs, making his slam victories less meaningful.
Now since Nadal won many of his titles against a clownish Federer, it means Nadal's victories are also cheapened.
And finally, since Nole beat a clownish Nadal in many of his slam victories, his achievements are further cheapened.
Conclusion: everyone is a clown, playing in a neverending clown era.
- DustMan
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10-07-2010, 10:30 AM
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Join Date: May 2009
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by 2003
So is there any obvious inherant reason I could not get a girlfriend?
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Perhaps girls prefer boys who can spell?
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10-07-2010, 10:45 AM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
Get out of Auckland. Girls are too good for you there
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10-07-2010, 02:05 PM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
For starters, stop making threads that start with "Poll: Poll: " - it looks retarded.
But seriously: First find a girl that you like as a friend and who likes you as a friend. Then see if that can evolve into a romantic relationship. What's the point of having a girlfriend you don't even know?  |
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10-07-2010, 10:47 PM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
pierce your nipples and grow a moustache, hope that helps.
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10-07-2010, 11:10 PM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by Chiseller
pierce your nipples and grow a moustache, hope that helps.
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Have grown mostache since pictures.
Would never pierce those pink nipples 
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Federer is a clown who only beat mugs, making his slam victories less meaningful.
Now since Nadal won many of his titles against a clownish Federer, it means Nadal's victories are also cheapened.
And finally, since Nole beat a clownish Nadal in many of his slam victories, his achievements are further cheapened.
Conclusion: everyone is a clown, playing in a neverending clown era.
- DustMan
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10-08-2010, 01:17 AM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by .-Federers_Mate-.
Get out of Auckland. Girls are too good for you there
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I'd love to see what you look like 
Anyways, just be yourself . Start talking to girls and just be yourself. And then if you still can't get one, your last resort should be internet dating
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10-08-2010, 06:18 AM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
you are not bad looking, i am sure that you gonna get one soon 
Last edited by Mimi : 10-11-2010 at 04:13 AM.
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10-08-2010, 09:17 AM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
Put it in her hand.
Stop.
Then she shall value, shall estimate, shall consider, shall compared, and -eventually, shall appreciate the consistence.
Nothing else to do.
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You know...At this point you can place me in every "position" you like.
Also the little sheep (or doggy-style). As you prefer, Olderer.
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10-08-2010, 11:24 AM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by Everko_for_President
But seriously: First find a girl that you like as a friend and who likes you as a friend. Then see if that can evolve into a romantic relationship. What's the point of having a girlfriend you don't even know? |
Can I recommend you DON'T do this? The last thing you want is for the girl to get to know you.
On a serious note, the "friend zone" is not the place to be if you want to get laid.
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10-08-2010, 02:27 PM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by 2003
I was just wondering, because I have never really had one before and am of an age now where everyone seems to have one.
So yeah; any tips on how I go about getting one?
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do NOT try among your girl friends, that will not work and you might even end up embarrassing yourself sometimes.......meet a new one and try to slowly build on from there.......
**just be yourself and don't look desperate, you will succeed in 5 attempts(girls) max........good luck....... |
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10-08-2010, 05:29 PM
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
It's weird how people are taking 2003 poll thread seriously.
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10-08-2010, 06:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Age: 27
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Re: Poll: How do I get a girlfriend?
Ask 100 girls out.
1 of them will say yes.
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