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TARPISEX!!! Woot!!!

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#1 · (Edited)
Major :drool: !

period.
 
#29 ·
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For christ's sake, get out of my closet and stop humping my laundry basket!
Well, Marat wanted to try new locations, not me :rolleyes: Plus, he likes the laundry basket, he thinks it's sexy :shrug:
 
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#34 ·
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:scared: :bolt:
 
#44 ·
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I know you want more pics and that you don't want to sound too PT asking for them. :angel: But don't worry, here they come! :inlove:



cuuuuuuute! :hearts: (too bad the kids aren't mine :sobbing: )




Tarpi has fuzzy balls too!! :aplot:



And last but not least!



:drool:
 
#46 ·
Re: TARPISEX!!!

I know you want more pics and that you don't want to sound too PT asking for them. :angel: But don't worry, here they come! :inlove:



cuuuuuuute! :hearts: (too bad the kids aren't mine :sobbing: )




Tarpi has fuzzy balls too!! :aplot:



And last but not least!



:drool:
:spit: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
 
#68 ·
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Sweet Mother of God, Jusus, Zeus and everyone else in the greek mythology, and all the divinities there are out there, WTF is going on here?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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Sweet Mother of God, Jusus, Zeus and everyone else in the greek mythology, and all the divinities there are out there, WTF is going on here?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:wavey:
 
#84 ·
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Oh my goodness! for the sake of ... human dignity :p Gab!!! :haha:

I've laughed so hard my abs hurt :haha: and i've spread half my reps of the day on people in this thread :lol: you're just plain crazy girls :haha: ooooh i love you :haha: :sobbing:
 
#90 ·
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:spit:
save a horse?

:angel:
 
#93 ·
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I was supposed to go to bed early tonight...grr
Gab you got me all wind up.
Hubby's gonna kick me out of bed early tomorrow as I am supposed to go camping for a few day's
How will I cope in the wilderness without my Tarpi....
Leave me some for I'll be back for him :drool:



:wavey: night
Night. :D Have fun.
 
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Have a nice day! :wavey:

:singer:
Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
When I wake up every morn
And I marvel at how great I've been
Since the day that I was born

I've made so many albums
I've run out of things to name 'em
My fans all want to be like me
And really, who can blame 'em

Teenage groupies all surround me
I guess I know why
No one else can match my charm
Why do they even try

All the girls in college
Turned me down for other fellas
But I know why, it seems to me
They're just insanely jealous
Who wouldn't be

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as wonderful as me

Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty
And I'm certainly not conceited
But anyone trying to match my wits
Is very soon defeated

I'm a marvellous human being
I'm just one big hunk of man
Sometimes I have to marvel
At how very great I am

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as marvellous, spectacular
Fantastic and terrific
And so very great and wonderful as me


Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me, by Al Yankovic
 
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