*ahem* Time to get back to the reasons why we LOVE (or like) Andy.
Not why we're mad at him.
Not why he pisses us off.
Not why he should be shot with a bazooka gun.
Reasons we LOOOOOOOVE Andy, k?
1047. Sam (Pittsburgh): Do you think you're in the prime of your career, or are the best years still to come?
ANDY RODDICK :It's fun being a has-been at 22. Just kidding. The best is definitely yet to come.
1048. Dennis (NYC): Andy, would you pull a Pedro and call Federer your daddy?
ANDY RODDICK: My dad's too bald to have a ponytail.
1049. mike (seattle): andy you suck and you will never win a major again so what do you have to say about that?
ANDY RODDICK: neither will you
1050. TPro Cali (LA LA): How much can you bench press? In my prime I could push 470 on incline Hammer Strength Machine...now my serve and forehand are enormous!!!
ANDY RODDICK: i maxed out at 67 pounds last week
1051. Sean (Austin): man your kids would have some junk in the trunk!
ANDY RODDICK: thanks for noticing
1052. Bill (Boston): You like guys Andy? Because you seem awfully gay.
ANDY RODDICK: no need to take out the red sox loss on me bill