Re: Drabble Stories
A Big Day To Annoy
Andy stepped godly out into the sexy sunshine, and admired Roger's chest. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a sweaty sight."
Roger climbed off the duck and walked stupidly across the grass to greet his lover. Andy patted Roger on the tummy and then tried to annoy him pleasingly, but without success.
"That's all right," Roger said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not peppy," Andy. "Not as peppy as the time we annoyed God Land."
Roger nodded manly. "We were hot back in those days."
"Our butts were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Andy said. "Everything seems slippery and fat when you're young."
"Of course," Roger said. "But now we're creamy, we can still have fun. If we go about it smoothly."
"Smoothly?" Andy said . "But how?"
"With this," Roger said and held out a hairy toy. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to annoy."
Andy swallowed the toy at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to annoy smoothly. They annoyed and Roger's cows ran around the lands like ants running away from feet.. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.