Re: Marat's new girlfriend
I bet the whole purpose of the lame joke about the girlfriend was to see whether it would have the effect that it obviously has (its own thread). Maybe he was bored or depressed (because he didn't win The Tennis Channel's poll for favourite hottie) and decided to have some fun.
"I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!"