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Old 03-24-2014, 02:39 AM   #1970
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Default Re: Johnny Groove un-retires from tennis

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I take it you want to join the search for MH370 and thus chose Singapore as your destination. Again, great strategy. Keep Tripwires a few weeks in the sun and you can have of her in the spot of your latina crush while she is showing you the inner workings of the posh district of the country.

Maybe I'm being a little bit too excited here but I'm thrilled to hear about this new plan of yours.


Singapore would be awesome, but the chances are very very slim at the mo. I still have to take over Florida first.

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Good luck with that.
Thanks, love

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25 buckaroonies is mate's rates? Might have to start working at Dominoes.
It's a discount, mate. Most coaches around here charge $65-$100 an hour or more

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Your number one drill will be to put on some sunglasses and gawk over at the ladies heading over to the beach. The V-neck t-shirt is mandatory.
You know, once not too long ago I was giving a tennis lesson to an old lady, must have been like 70 or something, and the whole time she's trying to introduce me to her daughter

Her: "You know you should meet my daughter, she is very beautiful, just got out of a bad divorce, her son is off at college, she is lonely now, needs something to do."
Me: "Your daughter? How old is he?"
Her: "She's 48, but that's not a problem, is it? There are plenty of older ladies with younger boyfriends"
Me:

Is this what I've been reduced to? Just a piece of meat for recently divorced housewives double my age? Jesus Christ.

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I'd rather pay $25/h for JG to read me bedtime stories.
Now this is a good business idea...
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