I had a head full of blonde locks like that kid, up until the age of 4, when the hair finally turned brown. Pop finally got some piece of mind realizing that there was in fact no milkman. So, I immediately empathized with this kid and was put in his shoes when I saw the picture. I can only imagine his sense of dread at having the human ostrich look at him likes he's dinner. It's a natural human response to adore little children at that age, and this pic raises red flags. I would have made faces to make the kid laugh, not make him fear for his life and rush to his father
. I got my eye on you red!