Re: Could you marry another fanbase tard?
Marrying a tard is a scarying thought, even my favourite's tard. A true tard never changes her favourite, my favourites change from time to time. So I could end up having a different favourite than my wife and I couldn't stand her tardism.
Anyway, the length of an average marriage is seven years, equal to a refrigerator's life, and a Finnish comedian said it's also as warm as a refrigerator. But I have a theory why it's seven years on average. Once a player reaches his peak, it's about seven years to retirement. Then you end up having different favourites, and that can only lead to a divorce.
So marrying a tard ain't an option, but I could marry a huge fan of my favourite and also could stand a not-so-huge fan of my least favourite.
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