Re: WTF court speed
Originally Posted by out_grinder
Let's get one thing straight: you cannot tell from the naked eye how fast or slow a court is. Especially how fast or slow different hard courts are.
You all have no idea. Have you all got speed radar guns? No. So shut the flying fuck up then.
And you also can't tell how high bouncing a court is.
You think one shot bounced high, but maybe Federer put a lot of topspin on that, so it would have bounced high on any surface.
Again, fuck off.
Wow someone needs to chill.
But you're definitely right, I can't tell for my life which of Miami or Cincinnati is faster, or which of Roland Garros and Wimbledon bounces higher.
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