Re: 2012 New Year's Resolutions?
To keep uncomfortable eye contact with everyone I talk to. Need to start giving people my undivided attention.
So someone recently informed me that my sig was empty. Said I needed a life affirming motivational quote by a positive role model like Einstein or Oscar Wilde...
Beautiful girls are like complex puzzles. The closer you look the harder it gets.
-Drunk guy at Mcdonalds