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Forum: General Messages   02-11-2005, 08:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 935
Posted By joanbalcells
Do you enjoy Carlos Moya's new Curvature?

WHat do you reckon? Plumpin' up nicely a la Rafael Nadal?
Forum: General Messages   02-07-2005, 10:43 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 659
Posted By joanbalcells
Angry Should Alex Corretja throw in the towel?

I've followed Alex's career and love him and his tennis (not to mention his bum and thighs). But It's so sad to see him losing so many matches, and never looking like anything other thean a faint...
Forum: Alex Corretja   01-12-2005, 09:11 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,867
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Why do we love Alex?

alex has always had a magic sparkle/twinkle in his eyes and is a happy soul. he's also mature, and a fine handsome gentleman.

i also love his hairy legs and his bum ;)
Forum: General Messages   01-05-2005, 09:30 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 847
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Which 10 people have the best groundstrokes?

albert costa has a good forehand and classy backhand, and can generate power as well.
Forum: General Messages   09-05-2004, 01:28 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 2,597
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: The US Open is a complete joke!!!

at least Mathieu got to a tie-break. he clearly benefitted from a bad line call at 5-6 and breakpoint down to Sargsian.

but I agree that the tie-break in the final set is not ideal. having to...
Forum: General Messages   09-04-2004, 09:06 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 3,258
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Should Slams be shortened to best of three sets?

i do like the drama of 5-set matches, but i don't think i've ever watched an entire 5-set match. I usually check it out if I can see from the Livescore that something special is happening. With the...
Forum: General Messages   09-01-2004, 04:29 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,241
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: UK Viewers 5 court interactive

I'm with NTL cable and subscribe to Sky Sports, but sadly that's not enough. you actually need your whole package provided by Sky to get the Interactive service. Bastards.

I find nearly all...
Forum: General Messages   08-26-2004, 04:49 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 4,188
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Did Gasquet slap a linesman in the face with his raquet and get arrested?

So if I lose my temper in a bar and throw my glass at a wall and someone gets hurt by the glass, that's okay?

"Assault Occasioning Actual Bodily Harm" - that's the term in the UK for injuring...
Forum: General Messages   08-15-2004, 10:14 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 419
Posted By joanbalcells
Poor Tim Hemmon

Poor Tim Hammon. What a shame. He looked like one of the more enthusiastic entrants.

BBC Report (
Forum: General Messages   08-13-2004, 09:28 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,663
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Federer and Roddick have a big butt...

roger's butt is sublime, not what I'd call big. roddick has a big arse. santoro's is firm and bubblish, and ollie rochus has a fine asset. i guess there is a correlation there somewhere. there's...
Forum: General Messages   07-01-2004, 09:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 545
Posted By joanbalcells
Which male player do you think is the most romantic lover?

Who would wine and dine you like a gentleman and then take you into the bedroom, and let you hug him, squeeze him tight and find out what you wanna know?
Forum: General Messages   07-01-2004, 09:01 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 442
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Which Male Tennis Player you most want to sleep with?

Hopefully there'd be more than just sleeping going on, cos I'd like to see the sun rise with Nicolas Kiefer.
Forum: General Messages   05-28-2004, 05:24 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 506
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Cocky Costa?

albert has every right to be cocky: he has the best butt in tennis, so it wouldn't surprise me if he also had a great c**k.
Forum: General Messages   05-15-2004, 06:22 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,812
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Favourite Spanish player?

has joan "big strong bum" balcells hung up his racket? :sad:
Forum: Polls & Quizzes Forum   05-11-2004, 09:57 PM
Replies: 815
Views: 82,934
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Best Butt in Tennis

tim's butt is strange, because it hasn't filled out much over the years at all. he still has the butt of a 20-year old. nice and tight. and time always wears shorts that allow some insight into...
Forum: General Messages   05-11-2004, 09:54 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 472
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Is there any two-hander with better feel on slice/volley/chip/dropshot than Kiefer?

i had sex with Kiefer last night, and I can definitely confirm his excellent and natural touch and feel. He's a gem.

(in my dreams)
Forum: Albert Costa   05-11-2004, 06:48 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,807
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Clay Court Season thread - Vamos Albert!

vamos albert - i wanna see you pump your hot hairy butt some more this season.
Forum: General Messages   05-11-2004, 06:24 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 472
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Is there any two-hander with better feel on slice/volley/chip/dropshot than Kiefer?

he has a lovely butt. so rounded, yet compact. the muscles contract perfectly with every move.
i think that's the key to his success with the backhand.
Forum: Polls & Quizzes Forum   05-05-2004, 10:58 PM
Replies: 815
Views: 82,934
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Best Butt in Tennis

in terms of taste, albert's butt is like a pepperoni pizza: meaty, spicy, drizzled with oil. almost too good to eat.

in terms of form, albert's butt is tight, firm, well-sculpted and has a...
Forum: General Messages   05-05-2004, 03:20 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 2,807
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Roger loses to Costa 6-3 3-6 2-6

good boy albert! keep that butt pumping.
Forum: General Messages   05-04-2004, 11:07 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 733
Posted By joanbalcells
Is this really lleyton hewitt?

Did i miss something? Did Lleyton get plastic surgery? :confused:

Photo 1 (http://editorial.****************/source/CFW/details.aspx?iid=50800030&print=true)

Photo 2...
Forum: Polls & Quizzes Forum   05-01-2004, 10:27 PM
Replies: 815
Views: 82,934
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Best Butt in Tennis

gotta say this : i love a visible panty line. it helps make out the shape and form of the butt underneath the shorts.

just love it when the panty line is a bit tight as well, hugging the jewels.
Forum: Polls & Quizzes Forum   04-23-2004, 10:22 PM
Replies: 815
Views: 82,934
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Best Butt in Tennis

seb grosjean has a nice, well-rounded bum. it's the sort of bum that wouldn't be particularly tanned. i also get the impression that his bum has always looked as though it belonged to someone...
Forum: General Messages   04-19-2004, 10:55 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,347
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Taylor Dent's hanging gut

I'm afraid it really is that sick. Yuk :rolleyes:

Forum: Nicolas Kiefer   04-01-2004, 08:53 PM
Replies: 1,059
Views: 79,031
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Thread for all NICOLAS KIEFER supporters

For all those who admire Nico from all angles ;)

Great period of...
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