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Forum: General Messages 02-11-2005, 08:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 821
Posted By joanbalcells
Do you enjoy Carlos Moya's new Curvature?

WHat do you reckon? Plumpin' up nicely a la Rafael Nadal?
Forum: General Messages 02-07-2005, 10:43 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 589
Posted By joanbalcells
Angry Should Alex Corretja throw in the towel?

I've followed Alex's career and love him and his tennis (not to mention his bum and thighs). But It's so sad to see him losing so many matches, and never looking like anything other thean a faint...
Forum: Alex Corretja 01-12-2005, 09:11 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,321
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Why do we love Alex?

alex has always had a magic sparkle/twinkle in his eyes and is a happy soul. he's also mature, and a fine handsome gentleman.

i also love his hairy legs and his bum ;)
Forum: General Messages 01-05-2005, 09:30 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 724
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Which 10 people have the best groundstrokes?

albert costa has a good forehand and classy backhand, and can generate power as well.
Forum: General Messages 09-05-2004, 01:28 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 2,438
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: The US Open is a complete joke!!!

at least Mathieu got to a tie-break. he clearly benefitted from a bad line call at 5-6 and breakpoint down to Sargsian.

but I agree that the tie-break in the final set is not ideal. having to...
Forum: General Messages 09-04-2004, 09:06 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 2,990
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Should Slams be shortened to best of three sets?

i do like the drama of 5-set matches, but i don't think i've ever watched an entire 5-set match. I usually check it out if I can see from the Livescore that something special is happening. With the...
Forum: General Messages 09-01-2004, 04:29 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,085
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: UK Viewers 5 court interactive

I'm with NTL cable and subscribe to Sky Sports, but sadly that's not enough. you actually need your whole package provided by Sky to get the Interactive service. Bastards.

I find nearly all feeds...
Forum: General Messages 08-26-2004, 04:49 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,899
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Did Gasquet slap a linesman in the face with his raquet and get arrested?

So if I lose my temper in a bar and throw my glass at a wall and someone gets hurt by the glass, that's okay?

"Assault Occasioning Actual Bodily Harm" - that's the term in the UK for injuring...
Forum: General Messages 08-15-2004, 10:14 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 354
Posted By joanbalcells
Poor Tim Hemmon

Poor Tim Hammon. What a shame. He looked like one of the more enthusiastic entrants.

BBC Report (
Forum: General Messages 08-13-2004, 09:28 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,437
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Federer and Roddick have a big butt...

roger's butt is sublime, not what I'd call big. roddick has a big arse. santoro's is firm and bubblish, and ollie rochus has a fine asset. i guess there is a correlation there somewhere. there's...
Forum: General Messages 07-01-2004, 09:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 484
Posted By joanbalcells
Which male player do you think is the most romantic lover?

Who would wine and dine you like a gentleman and then take you into the bedroom, and let you hug him, squeeze him tight and find out what you wanna know?
Forum: General Messages 07-01-2004, 09:01 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 405
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Which Male Tennis Player you most want to sleep with?

Hopefully there'd be more than just sleeping going on, cos I'd like to see the sun rise with Nicolas Kiefer.
Forum: General Messages 05-28-2004, 05:24 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 475
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Cocky Costa?

albert has every right to be cocky: he has the best butt in tennis, so it wouldn't surprise me if he also had a great c**k.
Forum: General Messages 05-15-2004, 06:22 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,693
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Favourite Spanish player?

has joan "big strong bum" balcells hung up his racket? :sad:
Forum: Polls & Quizzes Forum 05-11-2004, 09:57 PM
Replies: 815
Views: 73,863
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Best Butt in Tennis

tim's butt is strange, because it hasn't filled out much over the years at all. he still has the butt of a 20-year old. nice and tight. and time always wears shorts that allow some insight into...
Forum: General Messages 05-11-2004, 09:54 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 399
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Is there any two-hander with better feel on slice/volley/chip/dropshot than Kiefer?

i had sex with Kiefer last night, and I can definitely confirm his excellent and natural touch and feel. He's a gem.

(in my dreams)
Forum: Albert Costa 05-11-2004, 06:48 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,552
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Clay Court Season thread - Vamos Albert!

vamos albert - i wanna see you pump your hot hairy butt some more this season.
Forum: General Messages 05-11-2004, 06:24 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 399
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Is there any two-hander with better feel on slice/volley/chip/dropshot than Kiefer?

he has a lovely butt. so rounded, yet compact. the muscles contract perfectly with every move.
i think that's the key to his success with the backhand.
Forum: Polls & Quizzes Forum 05-05-2004, 10:58 PM
Replies: 815
Views: 73,863
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Best Butt in Tennis

in terms of taste, albert's butt is like a pepperoni pizza: meaty, spicy, drizzled with oil. almost too good to eat.

in terms of form, albert's butt is tight, firm, well-sculpted and has a frosting...
Forum: General Messages 05-05-2004, 03:20 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 2,674
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Roger loses to Costa 6-3 3-6 2-6

good boy albert! keep that butt pumping.
Forum: General Messages 05-04-2004, 11:07 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 675
Posted By joanbalcells
Is this really lleyton hewitt?

Did i miss something? Did Lleyton get plastic surgery? :confused:

Photo 1 (http://editorial.****************/source/CFW/details.aspx?iid=50800030&print=true)

Photo 2...
Forum: Polls & Quizzes Forum 05-01-2004, 10:27 PM
Replies: 815
Views: 73,863
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Best Butt in Tennis

gotta say this : i love a visible panty line. it helps make out the shape and form of the butt underneath the shorts.

just love it when the panty line is a bit tight as well, hugging the jewels.
Forum: Polls & Quizzes Forum 04-23-2004, 10:22 PM
Replies: 815
Views: 73,863
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Best Butt in Tennis

seb grosjean has a nice, well-rounded bum. it's the sort of bum that wouldn't be particularly tanned. i also get the impression that his bum has always looked as though it belonged to someone...
Forum: General Messages 04-19-2004, 10:55 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,261
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Taylor Dent's hanging gut

I'm afraid it really is that sick. Yuk :rolleyes:

Forum: Nicolas Kiefer 04-01-2004, 08:53 PM
Replies: 1,059
Views: 74,890
Posted By joanbalcells
Re: Thread for all NICOLAS KIEFER supporters

For all those who admire Nico from all angles ;)

Great period of tennis...
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