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tangerine_dream 03-29-2004 04:57 PM

Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
Welcome to the "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!! :)

This thread is in honor of Roger Federer, the Big Swiss Cheese! He is without doubt one of the most talented players on the ATP circuit today. He is currently ranked No. 1 in the world. He has a cow named Juliette. His alpha-girlfriend is in training for a Yoko Ono-type legacy. He always wears a headband. He has a big nose. His left arm is warped. He is the Big Cheese! Love the Cheese!

This thread is also in honor of the elite few who can actually Cut the Cheese! So far this year, 2004, Mr Big Cheese has a fabulous YTD record anybody would kill for: 23-2. Only two mortals have managed to take a bite out of the Big Cheese so far: Tim "King of Cheese Cutting" Henman and Rafael "New at Cutting the Cheese" Nadal. At this rate, we figure we will hit 100 Cheese Cutters by the year 2016. This is an Elite Force! :bowdown:

You may ask: why is this Cheese Cutting thread in the Andy Roddick (AR) forum and not the Roger Federer or GM forums? Well, for starters, Andy Roddick himself is an admirer of the Big Cheese, so why not put it here? The other reason is that the AR posters here have come to the forgone conclusion that the other forums simply lack any good-natured humor, a sense of irony, and a love of absurdity. You may have noticed that many of the non-AR posters around the forums are quite good for poking fun of players they collectively do not like (i.e., Roddick, Hewitt), but try poking fun at players they do like (i.e., Safin, Federer) and you are at the top of their humorless shit lists. The AR fans here do not believe in such hypocrisy and prefer to poke fun at everybody. Check out our glorious "Bizarre, Obscene, and Funny Pictures of Andy" thread if you do not believe us. We do not put our tennis players on a pedestal and prostrate before them. We put our players on a pedestal and then bitch-slap them silly! :devil:

And lest anybody think this is a thread intended to "bash" Roger, please view my av and signature carefully before making such ridiculous pronouncements.

To quote the great George Carlin:

"Fuck 'em if they canít take a joke!"

Enjoy the Cheese Thread.



Deboogle!. 03-29-2004 05:04 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
oh. my. god. you have outdone yourself this time. :rolls:

tangerine_dream 03-29-2004 05:05 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
Before we get to wunderkind Rafael Nadal, we must first pay our respects the greatest Cheese Cutter in the world: Tim Henman, who has a 6-2 career head-to-head stat on The Cheese Man.

Henman's latest cheese cutting feat was performed at this year's Rotterdam tournament, knocking the Holey One out in the QFs 3-6 6-7(11). Mr Henman may not have a slam to his name but his knife-wielding cheese slicing is unsurpassed and widely admired by his peers! :bowdown:

Warning: turn the sound down lower before clicking
Be sure to pay your respects to the Biggest Cheese Cutter of them all, TIM HENMAN


Deboogle!. 03-29-2004 05:08 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
We need a special section for those who have cut the cheese due to the cheese melting on its own..... Andy, Lleyton and so many more. Because obviously, when the cheese is perfectly aged, its pungency blows everyone away!!!

tangerine_dream 03-29-2004 05:15 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
Bunk, we can add previous cheese-cutters like Lleyton and Andy to the list after we honor Henman and Nadal. I figure we'll work backwards until the next Cheese Slicer comes along in 2004 (which may be a few months). ;)

Deboogle!. 03-29-2004 05:16 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
teeheeehee ok ;) Just as long as it's pointed out that they weren't really cheese-cutters - the cheese melted on its own those days y'know? ;)

tangerine_dream 03-29-2004 05:18 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
Aged cheese is the best cheese. We will be sure to honor them here. :devil:

Havok 03-29-2004 05:50 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
FUCKIN DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:haha::haha::haha: loving the sound effects :rocker2:

Proph 03-29-2004 06:32 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
LMFAO!!!

Fumus 03-29-2004 07:06 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
haha, yea I am afraid David Nalbandian is the biggest cheese cutter of all time and not Timmy "the hustler" Henman...;)

andyroxmysox12191 03-29-2004 08:49 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
LMFGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: tangy i love you!!!!!

Fumus 03-29-2004 08:51 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
I am digging the kitty cat on the racquet....sweet!

MisterQ 03-29-2004 08:54 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
Poor Andre, he used to cut the cheese so well. His cheese-cutter has gotten a bit dull.

Fumus 03-29-2004 08:59 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
haha, yea so did Nalbs but you all have to agree that David is the biggest cheese cutter of all time...or you could call him the swiss army knife smasher!!

tangerine_dream 03-29-2004 09:07 PM

Re: Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!
 
Let's give a hearty welcome to our newest Cheese Grater, Rafael Nadal! A 17-year-old wunderkind from Spain, he has done what Davydenko could not do: take out the ill Cheesemeister in straight sets at Key Biscayne, 6-3 6-3. Be sure to pay your respects to our youngest Cheese Cutter, Rafael Nadal :)



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