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hitchhiker 12-05-2006 05:12 AM

"This thread sucks" form
 
In the off season when people are bored and the quality of MTF GM discussion drops even lower I think a "this thread sucks" form is necessary to evaluate threads.

I evaluated Rafa=FedKilla's "I am leaving thread" here. http://www.menstennisforums.com/show...&postcount=117

Any suggestions to add to the form?


THIS THREAD SUCKS BECAUSE: (Place X where applies)

[_] This topic did not need a separate thread
[_] Fake account
[_] It asks when and/or will Nadal become #1 in the world
[_] It is a Nadal v Federer thread where making sense is prohibited
[_] It assumes Federer will forever be on top of the tennis world
[_] It is a lame ass troll attempt
[_] It is a “Threaten to leave” thread
[_] It was started by Rafa=FedKilla
[_] It over hypes players that don’t deserve it
[_] It contains the Croatian contingent in a argument either among themselves or with others
[_] It was started by JustCause
[_] Original Posters grammar makes me suspect the post was written by 4 year old
[_] It claims Player X career is over after 1 bad loss
[_] It tries to determine the best player ever (on any surface) for the 200th time
[_] It asks when or if a young player will ever reach their potential after a totally expected loss
[_] It is a serious discussion of a exhibition match
[_] It proclaims a 16-18 year olds career is finished after a couple of first round losses
[_] It has the word Gilbert in the subject line
[_] It discusses doubles when its not a Davis Cup weekend
[_] It is a serious discussion of a clay clowns chances at a clay event or in a individual match against a competent clay player
[_] It is the annual thread where people bitch about clay courters not showing up and embarrassing themselves on grass
[_] LOL Jerry Seinfeld
[_] To much sex talk in this thread
[_] It speculates whether player X is on dope without any evidence
[_] It asks/assumes Safin is finished in tennis after a totally expected few first round loss to the local baker in the first round of small tournament X
[_] Use the damn search engine
[_] It accuses the loser of choking when he did nothing of the sort
[_] It talks about fake injuries and/or fake injury time outs
[_] Cramp is called a injury
[_] BROKEN CAPS LOCK
[_] It claims females can be competitive with males in any form of tennis
[_] Wrong forum, douche

RonE 12-05-2006 06:06 AM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
:lol: Great idea.

Here are a few more suggestions:

[_] Leurn haw too spel far fook's saiyke
[_] Deivid posted in this thread
[_] Not enough/ too much Federer fawning
[_] Not enough/ too much discussion about the size, shape, texture and mass of Nadal's buttocks
[_] I want to see more Jerry Seinfeld vs. Mistatool arseclowning wars
[_] Users should learn to read before they post

El Legenda 12-05-2006 06:27 AM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
looking for votes for the GM Poster of the Year :wavey:

Action Jackson 12-05-2006 07:36 AM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
[_] Bandwagoning is a disease, that can be cured.

RonE 12-05-2006 07:40 AM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GeorgeWHitler (Post 4530294)
[_] Bandwagoning is a disease, that can be cured.

You're beginning to sound like R=FK and that is scaring me :scared:

Action Jackson 12-05-2006 07:41 AM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RonE (Post 4530299)
You're beginning to sound like R=FK and that is scaring me :scared:

I could never be that sage or gifted.

Deivid23 12-05-2006 11:10 AM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RonE (Post 4530217)
:lol: Great idea.

Here are a few more suggestions:

[_] Leurn haw too spel far fook's saiyke
[_] Deivid posted in this thread
[_] Not enough/ too much Federer fawning
[_] Not enough/ too much discussion about the size, shape, texture and mass of Nadal's buttocks
[_] I want to see more Jerry Seinfeld vs. Mistatool arseclowning wars
[_] Users should learn to read before they post

:lol:

Another bad attempt at being funny, keep trying son :hug:

RonE 12-05-2006 11:25 AM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Deivid23 (Post 4530647)
:lol:

Another bad attempt at being funny, keep trying son :hug:

:haha:

This guy is like a moth attracted to a lightbulb

tripb19 12-05-2006 12:16 PM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
Quote:

[_] It accuses the loser of choking when he did nothing of the sort
There goes GlennMiryni's posting abilities.

GlennMirnyi 12-05-2006 12:31 PM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
[ ] it says Nalbandian is better than Federer when he wants to.
[ ] it was posted by Hitchhiker
[ ] states in any form that Murray will be #1

alfonsojose 12-05-2006 12:43 PM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
[ ] Xrissie thread

hitchhiker 12-05-2006 01:44 PM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (Post 4530239)
looking for votes for the GM Poster of the Year :wavey:

im only interested in arseclown votes

Julio1974 12-05-2006 03:34 PM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tripb19 (Post 4530766)
There goes GlennMiryni's posting abilities.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Although this time he's right. I would never take seriously a thread where someone claims any player is better than Federer.

Lee 12-05-2006 04:27 PM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (Post 4530239)
looking for votes for the GM Poster of the Year :wavey:

:p takes the words right out of my mouth. :lol:

But it's still a better thread than most threads in GM, hitchhiker! :wavey:

shotgun 12-05-2006 04:35 PM

Re: "This thread sucks" form
 
[X] Wrong forum, douche

;)


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