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THIS JUST IN - Doping allegations in the Arse Clown Champs

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#1 ·
ArseClown Champs - That Two of This Years Favs Under Scrutiny
September 20, 2006 - 12:39PM - REUTERS

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=86567


There is reason to believe, that two of this year's most high profile entrants, have been making performance enhancing posts in order to prolong their activity in this year's competition.

Late yesterday afternoon, one of the members from the Croatard Club was seen making a bold attempt to engage in cyber-sexual activity with a prominent Canadian entrant, while also talking out of his arse telling officials that the rules are unfair and that the scoring system ought to be changed. The only plausible explanation behind all of this, is a missing chromosome of some sort...


The other poster to come under fire, is the Greek God himself, and #1 seed. He was seen making "masking" posts - these are commonly used to cover up a severe lack of self esteem, and general human contact.

The following deluded posts indicate that the Greek guru has been a user and abuser for so long, that he has lost all awareness and sense of reality.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4148313&postcount=7
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4141096&postcount=22032


An official enquiry is now underway.

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#13 ·
This is just in from the ATP press center:

"We are all shocked about the allegations of doping in the prestigious Arse Clown of 2006 event. The ATP board unanimously decided to appoint Jogy as the supreme inquisitor with the madate to investigate, uncover and punish all violators. Jogy is well known for his unbending insistence on eradicating the use of performance enhancement substances from the sport. Rumors that he suggested the burning on the stake of past violators are unsubstanciated. The truth will shine"
 
#22 ·
The Bolar and Jim show, just like old times.
 
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