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4th update - HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY WARLOCQ!!!

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Laughin with Charly.

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The Real King of Clay

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So, let's suppose I ask you: Who's the best player of the moment?

Djokovic? Nadal? Federer?

WRONG!!!

It's Carlos motherfuckin Berlocq, bitch!

"...He's another south american claycourter"
"...He doesn't have a forehand..."

"He's a challenger level clown..."

Grow a big PAIR OF BALLS and listen to me, goddamn fool!

- He was born in 1983
The year the earth had his lowest temperature ever 89.2 °C (−128.6 °F) in Antartica
SO DAMN EPIC
- He's from Chascomus city
The city with the best DULCE DE LECHE in the whole fuckin WORLD.
- He's in the best moment of his career

And he's so FUCKIN HUNGRY!!

Let's see some stats...

Who's the player who made more bagels in 2012?
"Easy question: Novak Djokovic"

YOU WISH!

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Berlocq 8
Djokovic 5

BOOM!! Right in the ass

Look at this shit:

Did you saw that?
Did you read those stats?

14 motherfuckin titles purely made of his rivals PAIN

And that's not all...

He's the best challenger level player from Argentina.
He brings GLORY to his nation.

"Uhhh... If he brings glory to his nation. Why don't he play Davis Cup?"

Davis cup is a fucking lie!!!

Charly doesn't need Davis Cup. He's the 4th best player from Argentina right now.

That's right bitch. He's gonna be in the FUCKIN OLYMPICS.

Keep crying, baby Nalby, but you're OUT.

But that's not me talking, let's hear some nasty testimonials.

"Boy, I wish I have Berlocq's deadly backhand"

Novak Djokovic, ATP N° 1

"I want Charly to put his face between my boobs"

Random girl

"I would change my 16 grand slams, just for a dinner with Charly"

Roger Federer

"I want to have sex with that sexy latin boy"
Your mother

What do you think now?!

Be a man and pray for mercy to your new god.

You still doesn't love him? Well FUCK YOU, Charly doesn't need you.

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What MTF has to say about Berlocq:

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Originally Posted by Action Jackson (Post 11902767)

Berlocq he serve volleys on 2nd serve when down break point and has a fine mullet.

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Originally Posted by Dougie (Post 11902769)

I like Berlocq, he´s a living proof of where hard work can get you.

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Originally Posted by Mateya (Post 11902810)

We know that Berlocq is a beast for a long time now. Nadal, Djoker and all top 20 players don't play challengers because they are afraid of Carlos Berlocq and stand no chance against him.

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Originally Posted by Clay Death (Post 11902464)

memo to berlocq`s adversaries:

pray for death.

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Originally Posted by fuzzyballs (Post 11903340)

He is soo good that i tried to made a video highlights of one of his matches but i couldnt because youtube dident allow the huge duration of the film.

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Originally Posted by MaxPower (Post 11903434)

Dodig challenged Berlocq to a "who has most testicles contest" and lost by 3

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Originally Posted by v-money (Post 11904007)

Bagel king (better than Djokovic), GOAT mullet (better than prime Haas) and GOAT grunt (better than Venus and Sharapova combined). MTF legend in the making.

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Originally Posted by fast_clay (Post 11904028)

of course it is well known that dodig is the proud owner of three sizeable testicles... but, not as well known is the fact that berlocq has been denied entry to a total of 4 U.S. states as his right testicle was deemed 'excessive'...

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Originally Posted by allpro (Post 11904152)

he’ll be the first player inducted into the tennis hall of fame, twice.