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2003 12-21-2009 03:48 AM

In the spotlight : 2003
This thread promises to deliver.

I have received numerous requests to do a spotlight on myself thread, where everyone send in their questions and I answer.

The top 5 were;

1. Are you on any kind of medication? Answer: No.
2. Do you take any class A drugs? Answer: No.
3. Have you ever been laid? Answer: No.
4. Do you have a girlfriend or significant other? Answer: No.
5. Do you have any present employment? Answer: Yes.

Fire in any questions and i'll answer them truthfully for yall.

Fire away.

Kolya 12-21-2009 04:54 AM

Re: In the spotlight : 2003
Who are you?

ExcaliburII 12-21-2009 05:16 AM

Re: In the spotlight : 2003
how old are you?

bad gambler 12-21-2009 05:18 AM

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Why do you always create useless threads in the GM?

2003 12-21-2009 07:34 AM

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Question: Who are you?

Answer: My names is James. Surname withheld for privacy reasons.

Question: How old are you?

Answer: 20 years 6 months

Question: Why do you always create useless threads in the GM?

Answer: I thought most of them were pretty funny :D

People should lighten up and see the funny side. I get a lot of green reps for my humerous threads. If you can't laugh at your beloved game of tennis what can you laugh at! I bet Federer reads this forum all the time for shits and giggles.

ExcaliburII 12-21-2009 07:48 AM

Re: In the spotlight : 2003
Do you think pro players read this forum?

Pfloyd 12-21-2009 08:04 AM

Re: In the spotlight : 2003
Are you a year?

If so, how is that possible?

leng jai 12-21-2009 08:05 AM

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Did God give you a reason when he decided that you will have no brain?

bad gambler 12-21-2009 08:15 AM

Re: In the spotlight : 2003
How do you cope being a New Zerlander? Is it simply a case of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?

2003 12-21-2009 09:23 AM

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Question: Do you think pro players read this forum?

Answer: Yes I do.

Question: Are you a year?

Answer: No I am not. 2003 represents what I felt was my best year to date.

Question: Did God give me a reason why he decided to give me no brain?

Answer: No, I guess you were simply luckier than I was.

Question: How do you cope with being a New Zealander?

Answer: Not well, I cant take it anymore and thats why I am moving to Australia very soon.

theMEESH 12-21-2009 10:28 AM

Re: In the spotlight : 2003
Custom questions first:

1) Who were the numerous people that requested that you do a spotlight on yourself?

2) Were they actual people from the forum?

3) Were they actual people?

4) How come I've never heard from you before?

5) How often do you post in NON-TENNIS?

6) Who are the forum posters that you fraternize with?

7) Do you think that with is the most often used preposition at the end of a sentence?

8) Is the proper way of saying the question prior to the last one: "With whom in the forum do you fraternize?"

9) Is your flag true to your current heritage and/or location at the moment?

10) How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

11) Do you play tennis?

12) Do you play with your left or right hand?

13) Is the hand you play with the hand you use to write?

14) Did you know that I was about to end that question with the preposition "with" again?

15) Why did you join the forum?

16) Have you gone to any tournaments? If so, which ones?

17) Do you think you are or ever have been a creeper?

18) Do you know who the pedobear is?

19) Do you think that the pedobear is somehow related to the FedBear?

20) Do you associate Subarus with Australia?

21) Do you know who killed Jimmy Hoffa?

22) Do you know who shot Tupac?

23) Did you know that you didn't put an apostrophe between the y and the all in y'all?

24) Did you know that while, BD creates questions of really great substance, I tend to create mass amounts of questions?

25) Do you think that's more because I want to just know random facts about you or is it because I cannot think of creative "what if" scenario type questions?

26) Do you know WHY I ask questions?

27) Do you know that I enjoy reading the answers?

28) Why is Chuck Norris THE EPITOME of everything?

29) I'm serious. Why do people always say things like "Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret."

30) Have you ever seen that movie where Chuck Norris is some sort of figment of an awkward teen's imagination?

31) What was that movie called?

32) Do you think that Action Jackson could one day take over the world?

33) Why do you think that I feel as if he has the capability of doing so?

34) Are you currently enrolled in an institution for learning?

35) If so, do you actually attend the classes which are held in said institution for learning?

36) Have you ever been in an institution?

37) What is the difference between an institution and a psych ward?

38) What is your occupation?

39) Do you believe that one day you can reach some sort of managerial position in this job?

40) Why did you choose this occupation?

41) Is it out of necessity or just because you would like a secondary income for random things such as sunglasses?

42) Can you:

a) do a cartwheel
b) bust a windmill
c) do the robot
d) dance with the stars
e) dance like Michael Jackson?

43) Did you know that e) is actually a song performed by the Far East Movement. It's quite catchy.

44) When are you most inspired to write on MTF?

45) Why?

theMEESH 12-21-2009 10:31 AM

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1) In a battle against zombies what 3 items would you have to protect yourself?

2) Do you have a friend that you can hardly understand because of their accent? What kind of accent is it?

3) If you had a million dollars and was told that you had to spend $500,000 in 30 minutes what would you buy?

4) Do you walk around naked in your house?

5) Which 5 MTFers do you want with you to help you get off of a deserted island?

6) If you had to sing a song on live national televison, what would you pick?

7) Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire? Why?

8) If you got a chance to act on a television show, what TV show would you pick.

9) What's your favorite curse word?

10) How do you feel when you have to play a lefty tennis player?

11) Did you have chicken pox?

12) What do you like to do when you're sick?

13) Do you remember what you used to do before the internet?

14) How long can you go without being on the internet?

15) Do you like to walk barefoot?

16) Which 5 MTF members would you want with you in a bar fight?

17) Have you ever hit an animal on accident (like car accident sort of situation)

18) If you were injured terribly right at this moment, who would be the first person you'd ask to help take care of you?

19) Do you think the story of your life would make a good book/movie?

20) What's your favorite kind of ice cream?

21) What kind of food (be specific please ) do you want on your birthday.

22) What piece of artwork always gives you the heebie jeebies?

23) How do you feel about the alien ET?

24) Would you want Angelina Jolie to adopt you?

25) How do you feel about celebrities adopting foreign kids?

26) Do you like standard straws or bendy straws?

27) Have you ever fallen in love?

28) Can you do the splits?

29) Do you write in all caps, "regular" or in cursive?

30) Do you ever wonder how the pharmacist can read what the doctor prescribed to you?

31) Do you lend your friends money?

32) How do you keep track of your appointments?

33) If someone was to give you $1 million dollars but you had to spend the year with Serena Williams, would you do it?

34) Can you pick up a pencil with your toes?

35) How do you get around?

36) What was the smallest town you've ever been in?

37) Have you ever been deliberately mean to someone because of their color?

38) Do you know how hard it is to think up random questions?

39) When you are too lazy to cook, what do you eat?

40) Have you ever wanted to be a spy?

41) Do you think you could keep calm if you were kidnapped?

42) If you were going to get arrested, what would be the most likely reason?

43) What thread do you go into everyday?

44) Have you ever jumped off a cliff?

45) When was the last time you went to the beach?

46) Do you have good posture?

47) Is your hair your natural color?

48) What's your favorite candy bar?

49) Where do you do all your internet surfing?

50) What do you think of my questions?

Goldenoldie 12-21-2009 12:03 PM

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ok, I'll play along, here are a few.

1. Does your employment involve regular interaction with strangers?

2. Do you live alone?

3. What is the significance of "2003" as your nom de plume?

4. What are your religious beliefs, if any?

5. How many hours per day do you spend playing computer games?

6. What is your favourite porn site on the internet?

7. How were you introduced to MTF?

8. Do you expect to still be posting here in ten years?

9. Do you gamble your vcash with the vbookies?

10. On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is MTF in your life?

Ivanatis 12-21-2009 12:12 PM

Re: In the spotlight : 2003
:lol: Mischa, you are so Oprah:worship:

theMEESH 12-21-2009 12:27 PM

Re: In the spotlight : 2003

Originally Posted by Deck (Post 9426464)
:lol: Mischa, you are so Oprah:worship:

I wish! :rolls:

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