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Clydey 12-13-2008 06:28 PM

In the spotlight - leng jai
 
Does incessant slicing get you aroused?

Are you religious? Feel free to expand on your reasons for being religious/irreligious.

If you had to choose between your mother and your father, whom would you choose?

What are your pet hates?

Is there a single item which you could not do without?

leng jai 12-13-2008 08:14 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
1. When Haas or Federer slice it up, it keeps more in a constant state of heavy arousal. However, my arousal quickly fades with Federer when he begins his clownish "80% frame" topspin backhand. Murray gets me mildly aroused as long as I don't look at his face. Conversely, incessant slicing from the likes of Del Pony and Nadull makes me violently ill, often inducing the coughing up of blood and other serious medical implications. In my opinion players who can't slice should be banned from the sport. Makes sense to me.

2. I follow many religions. Haas-ism, Bale-ism, Rachel Weisz-ism, Liam Neeson-ism Lego-ism, Autumn Reeser-ism, Hamish Blake-ism, Muse-ism and consumer-ism. In terms of a real answer, no, I don't follow any "real" religions. I do believe there is a god. How else could Haasi be created?

3. Frankly this question is rubbish and I don't have an answer. Let me say this though - I am a faulty son.

4. Fuck, too many to answer within the time limit I have allocated for these questions. Well, 6am starts. Like seriously, which moron legalized this shit? Not getting 2 packs of sweet and sour sauce when I order 10 nuggets from Mcdonalods. This happens a lot. Like, what the fuck? Don't they train the trainees at Mcdonalds, or are they so incompetent that they can't remember he golden rule: 10 pack = 2 sauces. Its not quantum physics people. People who think they are funny and actually are not. Yes, I do hate myself.

5. My jocks. I'm chinese, cover is essential.

Clydey 12-13-2008 08:26 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
I felt it necessary to throw in at least one utterly absurd question. Asking you to choose between your parents seemed suitably ridiculous.

What is it about Haas and Bale that gets you all hot and bothered?

Can you speak mandarin? My ex girlfriend tried to teach it to me. It was hard, so I gave it up within days.

Following on from the slice question, is it safe to assume that you were in love with Steffi Graf or does your hatred for the WTA outweigh your love for slicing?

Ass, face, or tits? You may order them in terms of importance.

scarecrows 12-13-2008 08:26 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
why are you so sexy?

Fensler 12-18-2008 07:35 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
1)Which movie role/character = Christian Bale's best performance as an actor so far?
2)What countries have you visited?
3)How did you first discover MTF?
4)Who do you think has had better overall success in Slams: Ivan Ljubičić or James Blake?

alfonsojose 12-18-2008 10:54 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
Why the sexy Bale avatar?

Thanos 12-29-2008 11:17 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
why haven't you answer your previous questions?

are you worried that their are too many arse clowns on mtf and that they won't be able to fit in your signature?? if so, how will you counter this?

Kolya 12-30-2008 12:40 AM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
Opinion on American Psycho?

Henry Chinaski 12-30-2008 03:13 AM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
I've heard rumours that you Mum is a total MIILF and was wondering whether this was true. Your answer can of course be based on the consensus among your brus and not on any feelings you may or may not possess on a personal level.

leng jai 12-30-2008 08:28 AM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Clydey (Post 7902394)
I felt it necessary to throw in at least one utterly absurd question. Asking you to choose between your parents seemed suitably ridiculous.

What is it about Haas and Bale that gets you all hot and bothered?

Can you speak mandarin? My ex girlfriend tried to teach it to me. It was hard, so I gave it up within days.

Following on from the slice question, is it safe to assume that you were in love with Steffi Graf or does your hatred for the WTA outweigh your love for slicing?

Ass, face, or tits? You may order them in terms of importance.

1. Bale cause hes The Bale. His dedication to his work (see The Machinist, apparently he only ate an apple, a tin of plain tuna and a cup of skinny milk a day for months) and the fact that he doesn't care for the spotlight.

Haas cause hes handsome and his game is handsome. Hes got all the shots, knows how use the slice and the backhand is an instant erection inducer. Basically his game is all style without that much substance - thats my kind of player. The on court antics are pure entertainment especially paired up with the right umpire. Haas and Chryst anyone?

2. Can't speak mandarin, but can speak Cantonese.

3. I love WTA because I know its true purpose = a gigantic perve session.

4. Face, tits, ass. Cock beats them all though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarecrows (Post 7902396)
why are you so sexy?

1. You make me beautiful darling.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fensler (Post 7915379)
1)Which movie role/character = Christian Bale's best performance as an actor so far?
2)What countries have you visited?
3)How did you first discover MTF?
4)Who do you think has had better overall success in Slams: Ivan Ljubičić or James Blake?

1. Probably Trent Reznik in The Machinist or Alfred Borden in The Prestige.

Quote:

Originally Posted by alfonsojose (Post 7915906)
Why the sexy Bale avatar?

1. Why the fuck not would be my response to that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wacked82 (Post 7940826)
why haven't you answer your previous questions?

are you worried that their are too many arse clowns on mtf and that they won't be able to fit in your signature?? if so, how will you counter this?

1. I forgot.

2. There is a very thorough and stringent selection process that goes into constructing my highly clownish signature, so only the BoB (best of the best) clowns make the cut. So no, I'm not worried. Now matter how many clowns MTF can produce, you will always find the cream of the crop in my signature.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kolya (Post 7941126)
Opinion on American Psycho?

1. Two words: Topless Bale.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Henry Chinaski (Post 7941630)
I've heard rumours that you Mum is a total MIILF and was wondering whether this was true. Your answer can of course be based on the consensus among your brus and not on any feelings you may or may not possess on a personal level.

1. I can only come to the conclusion that my mother is fucking hot based on the overwhelmingly positive opinions from everyone that has seen her mug. There is a photo of me with her in it in the MTF pics thread. I'm pretty sure its still up. She has chronic psychosis though bru, so don't be tryin anything.

I do my part to offset this horridly wrong consensus by calling her a pork shop on a daily basis.

tripwires 03-17-2012 01:56 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
1. What's your favourite activity on MTF?

2. If you became an MTF mod and had unlimited power, who's the first poster you'd ban?

3. What's your favourite tournament?

4. Describe your perfect girl.

5. Why are you so funny?

6. Describe your most embarrassing moment (yes, you have to pick just one).

7. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

8. Who's your favourite writer?

9. If you do anything you wanted, with absolutely no constrains, what would it be?

10. Who's your favourite MTF poster? :angel:

Chirag 03-17-2012 01:59 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
how the hell did you find this thread :facepalm:

epic bump

Hewitt =Legend 03-17-2012 02:04 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
lol

Ajde..???

tripwires 03-17-2012 02:16 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
You guys aren't adhering to the purpose of this thread. I am very disappointed.

This is my best thread bump ever - even better than bumping muZe konZa's thread in GM. :hearts:

arm 03-17-2012 02:18 PM

Re: In the spotlight - leng jai
 
1 - Can I get free dessert if I ever go to Melbourne and eat in your restaurant?
2 - Would you prefer Hass to win the Olympics or WTF?
3 - Hass and trip ask you out on the same day, who do you pick?
4 - Which serious question should I ask Andrey?


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