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#1 ·
please don't kill me i like invading hippo land it's fun! i have gifts though so you no kill me!

for penny wenny the duck penguin!



for dami wami (as she no like the hair)

if you know like this one i also have one of andre's old hair so you can do a proper comparisson then you can no sulk about the moptop anymore!

and for anyone who wants him!

 
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#52 ·
swirlingblacklilly said:
:secret: no offence to your avatars, but now that would be a gift to bear! ;)
true very true :)
 
#53 ·
Éowyn said:
as for photographic evidence i'm sure he would happily oblidge us with all evidence we require
:haha: if only :haha: ...

we need a plan JJ ... I'll venture up to Wimby next year, run up behind him and dack him, you (being the photographer extraordinaire) will get a quick snapshot
and voila, we have evidence!! :eek: :lol: :devil:

btw, sorry Jiat, I'll put PT Pammi back in the cupboard now! :eek:
 
#54 ·
Curls said:
:haha: if only :haha: ...

we need a plan JJ ... I'll venture up to Wimby next year, run up behind him and dack him, you (being the photographer extraordinaire) will get a quick snapshot
and voila, we have evidence!! :eek: :lol: :devil:

btw, sorry Jiat, I'll put PT Pammi back in the cupboard now! :eek:
i'll have two words for you then........restraining order!! :wavey:
 
#59 ·
Meeek said:
:lol:

Omg...reminds me of this girl in our class a couple of years back. She never shaved her armpits but did wear sleeveless clothes :bolt:
We imagined her rolling dreads down there... :tape:

But keep those avvy's going :spit:
ewww... i'd laugh if she tried chatting up a guy and she had really bad acne, bad breath and she hadn't of had a shower in weeks... all with the hairy armpits! :eek:

now that reminds me of a skit on an episode of the sketch show where there was this pretty lady and a guy was chatting her up and she smiled and her teeth were black and he was like WTF!
 
#60 ·
Curls said:
:haha: if only :haha: ...

we need a plan JJ ... I'll venture up to Wimby next year, run up behind him and dack him, you (being the photographer extraordinaire) will get a quick snapshot
and voila, we have evidence!! :eek: :lol: :devil:

btw, sorry Jiat, I'll put PT Pammi back in the cupboard now! :eek:
i'm sure if we just asked him he'd drop his trousies and show us and let us take a piccie anyways ;)
 
#61 ·
Éowyn said:
i'm sure if we just asked him he'd drop his trousies and show us and let us take a piccie anyways ;)
:haha: ... it's wortha try :lol:
 
#63 ·
Curls said:
:haha: if only :haha: ...

we need a plan JJ ... I'll venture up to Wimby next year, run up behind him and dack him, you (being the photographer extraordinaire) will get a quick snapshot
and voila, we have evidence!! :eek: :lol: :devil:

btw, sorry Jiat, I'll put PT Pammi back in the cupboard now! :eek:
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
 
#65 ·
curls: hey marat, i'm a big fan!!
Marat :D :thank you.
curls: i have a favor to ask of you?
Marat: sure no problem i'll sign an autograph!
curls: no, um.......... can i talk a pic of your...uh..member to show the guys and gals at mentennisforums.com?
Marat :confused: :member....what is that?
curls: your willy you know where you peepee out of.
Marat: oh ....um..........(looking around frantically for peter, amit, security, someone anyone!!) well
curls: just a pic no biggie!
Marat: i gotta go
curls: (oblivious) even better we can take the pic in the bathroom more privacy ;)
marat:
curls: hey where you running of to? hey get your hands off of me? i will not be ejected from this property i know my rights marat i love you! show me your peepee? (as she's dragged away by urly security guards)

curls in jail. her only phonecall is to someone in menstennisforums: hey i didnt get it no its ok i'll just talk to you guys in 6-8mths.tell everyone i went down with a fight bye!! :sad:
 
#66 · (Edited)
Nimomunz said:
curls: hey marat, i'm a big fan!!
Marat :D :thank you.
curls: i have a favor to ask of you?
Marat: sure no problem i'll sign an autograph!
curls: no, um.......... can i talk a pic of your...uh..member to show the guys and gals at mentennisforums.com?
Marat :confused: :member....what is that?
curls: your willy you know where you peepee out of.
Marat: oh ....um..........(looking around frantically for peter, amit, security, someone anyone!!) well
curls: just a pic no biggie!
Marat: i gotta go
curls: (oblivious) even better we can take the pic in the bathroom more privacy ;)
marat:
curls: hey where you running of to? hey get your hands off of me? i will not be ejected from this property i know my rights marat i love you! show me your peepee? (as she's dragged away by urly security guards)

curls in jail. her only phonecall is to someone in menstennisforums: hey i didnt get it no its ok i'll just talk to you guys in 6-8mths.tell everyone i went down with a fight bye!! :sad:
LMAO!!

LMAO at me saying the word "member" to Marat :eek:
LMAO at me saying the word "willy" to Marat :eek:
LMAO at me saying the word "peepee" to Marat :eek:

... and even in jail I'd still log into MTf when I've got 'Computer Time' :lol:

:haha: Hubby just read it and said I'm banned from going to the Hopman Cup :mad: ... just try and stop me Big Guy :armed: ... oh and you too Marat :yeah:

*edit* can't rep you ... damn!!
 
#67 ·
Curls said:
:haha: Hubby just read it and said I'm banned from going to the Hopman Cup :mad: ... just try and stop me Big Guy :armed: ... oh and you too Marat :yeah:

*edit* can't rep you ... damn!!

gee..wonder why. maybe he feels threatened?

hmm. we're turning into an M-18 forum.
 
#69 ·
PennyThePenguin said:
*correction: andy's FANS..NOT andy.*

STEPPY: someone else to bash!!! :aplot: ;)
coool :rocker2: :aplot:

Nimomunz >> :haha: :haha:

Curls said:
:haha: Hubby just read it and said I'm banned from going to the Hopman Cup :mad:
:lol: Is he going there with you? i can so imagine him telling the security guys: which woman? this woman? no sorry i don't know her :eek:
 
#70 ·
lmfao what have i started one av and we have members going to jail for asking marat to see his member!
 
#71 ·
PennyThePenguin said:
*correction: andy's FANS..NOT andy.*
stop denying it penny wennt you luv ducky you just don't want to admit it
 
#72 ·
Damita said:
:lol: Is he going there with you? i can so imagine him telling the security guys: which woman? this woman? no sorry i don't know her :eek:
probably not ... my brother might be ... I'll probably have to buy his tickets though :rolleyes: ... or else I'll be flying solo :) :aplot: :devil:

:haha: Steph, do you know my hubby?? That's exactly what he'd do!! what a ratbag!:lol: ... poor ol' Mr Curls, he wouldn't know Marat if he fell over him :rolleyes: ... he'd probably ask him "So, what do you do for a living?" ... "Ah tennis player" ... "Yeah, my wife likes some Russian bloke, can't remember his name ... Mark Saffron I think, do you know him?!?!" :p

Éowyn said:
lmfao what have i started one av and we have members going to jail for asking marat to see his member!
never fear fellow Safinholics ... I won't be accosting Marat anytime soon :( ... and I can't go to jail as I have to look after my little lads ... you fail to remember that I really am a very responsible, sensible person :angel: ... most of the time :aplot:
 
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#74 ·
PennyThePenguin said:
*chokes* *sputters*

is this pammy? the same fireworks loving pammy i know, the one thinking of living in a tree?
*ahem* yes, the very same ... I'd love to go to that Treetops place ... very flash indeed! ... gotta go ... have a 3 year old desperate for 'Art Time' with Mum ... crayons, scissors & furniture, what a fabulous combination ... wish me luck!! :rolleyes:

Jiat, I am LMAO ... one day soon I WILL catch up with you in Singapore and then you'll realise just how sweet I am :angel: ... don't choke on your fish, Pengers!!
 
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