20. I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas! Are there any people from Texas who are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. - Jessica Simpson
19. If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good looking mummy. - Bill Clinton
18. Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump
17. I'm so smart now. People are always like, "Take your top off." They always want the money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton
16. Let's get something straight: Crack is cheap. Crack is whack. - Whitney Houston
15. Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has had a significant effect on so many lives. It's saved lives. I'm happy to be a part of such a great show for so long. - David Hasselhoff
14. It's nothing like changes because nothing changes but the changes. - Gary Busey
13. It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher. - Linda Evangelista
12. Why can't you share your bed? I think the most loving thing to do is to share your bed. - Michael Jackson
11. I was recently in a tour in Latin America. My only regret is that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle
10. Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken of the Sea. - Jessica Simpson
9. I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson. She's sounding like a rock scientist. - Tara Reid
8. Do I have large frog in my hair? I'm not talking about the look. I feel the sensation like my brain is being eaten right now. - Joaquin Phoenix
7. So many of the people in the Superdome are underprivilged anyway, so this is working very well for them. - Barbara Bush
6. We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd
5. Too many OB-GYNs can't practice their love with women these days. - George W. Bush
4. What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that bad? - Paris Hilton
3. Q: Did you visit the Parthenon when you were in Greece. I can't really remember the names of the clubs I went to. - Shaquille O'Neal
2. I've never wanted to got to Japan because I don't like fish. That's why I've never been to Africa. - Britney Spears
and finally....
1. I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold S.... however you spell it
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Wow, what can I say about that?
19. If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good looking mummy. - Bill Clinton
18. Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump
17. I'm so smart now. People are always like, "Take your top off." They always want the money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton
16. Let's get something straight: Crack is cheap. Crack is whack. - Whitney Houston
15. Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has had a significant effect on so many lives. It's saved lives. I'm happy to be a part of such a great show for so long. - David Hasselhoff
14. It's nothing like changes because nothing changes but the changes. - Gary Busey
13. It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher. - Linda Evangelista
12. Why can't you share your bed? I think the most loving thing to do is to share your bed. - Michael Jackson
11. I was recently in a tour in Latin America. My only regret is that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle
10. Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken of the Sea. - Jessica Simpson
9. I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson. She's sounding like a rock scientist. - Tara Reid
8. Do I have large frog in my hair? I'm not talking about the look. I feel the sensation like my brain is being eaten right now. - Joaquin Phoenix
7. So many of the people in the Superdome are underprivilged anyway, so this is working very well for them. - Barbara Bush
6. We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd
5. Too many OB-GYNs can't practice their love with women these days. - George W. Bush
4. What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that bad? - Paris Hilton
3. Q: Did you visit the Parthenon when you were in Greece. I can't really remember the names of the clubs I went to. - Shaquille O'Neal
2. I've never wanted to got to Japan because I don't like fish. That's why I've never been to Africa. - Britney Spears
and finally....
1. I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold S.... however you spell it
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Wow, what can I say about that?