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20 Dumbest Celeb Quotes ... ever

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20. I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas! Are there any people from Texas who are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. - Jessica Simpson

19. If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good looking mummy. - Bill Clinton

18. Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

17. I'm so smart now. People are always like, "Take your top off." They always want the money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton

16. Let's get something straight: Crack is cheap. Crack is whack. - Whitney Houston

15. Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has had a significant effect on so many lives. It's saved lives. I'm happy to be a part of such a great show for so long. - David Hasselhoff

14. It's nothing like changes because nothing changes but the changes. - Gary Busey

13. It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher. - Linda Evangelista

12. Why can't you share your bed? I think the most loving thing to do is to share your bed. - Michael Jackson

11. I was recently in a tour in Latin America. My only regret is that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

10. Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken of the Sea. - Jessica Simpson

9. I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson. She's sounding like a rock scientist. - Tara Reid

8. Do I have large frog in my hair? I'm not talking about the look. I feel the sensation like my brain is being eaten right now. - Joaquin Phoenix

7. So many of the people in the Superdome are underprivilged anyway, so this is working very well for them. - Barbara Bush

6. We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

5. Too many OB-GYNs can't practice their love with women these days. - George W. Bush

4. What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that bad? - Paris Hilton

3. Q: Did you visit the Parthenon when you were in Greece. I can't really remember the names of the clubs I went to. - Shaquille O'Neal

2. I've never wanted to got to Japan because I don't like fish. That's why I've never been to Africa. - Britney Spears

and finally....




1. I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold S.... however you spell it

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Wow, what can I say about that? :eek:
 
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#14 ·
Here is another one that can make that list

My girlfriend is not asian she is thai (drew gooden nba player)
 
#26 ·
lol @ Jason Kidd and Shaq :D
 
#27 ·
Nothing wrong with some of those quotes, to label is a "dumb" quote, one must also look at the context it was said in.

I think it is "dumb" to come up with a list of quotes that aren't that dumb to being with, and it is even "dumber" for someone to copy and paste this list.

20. Jessica Simpson has a point, Texas has the highest leve of obesity of any state or territory in the world. She simply struggled to get the right words out.

19. What's so dumb about what Clinton said? First of all it sounds like a joke, and secondly if the woman was attractive then he makes a good point.

18. This line sounds rather tongue in cheek to me, unless of course she didn't realise what she was saying and actually meant it. But still, it's not that stupid.

17. This one doesn't make too much sense, but then again neither does Paris.

16. Nothing wrong with what Whitney said at all.

15. This is no worse than any Agassi interview.

14. Doesn't really make sense, but is not particularly humorous either.

13. What is wrong with this quote? :confused:

12. Yes, it is hilarious to laugh at Michael Jackson, well done.

11. The first dumb quote on the list. :lol:

10. Another stupid thing to say, but there is much worse around.

9. This is a joke, and I don't see what was so dumb about it.

8. Again, what context was this said in? And what is wrong with a colourful way of describing headaches?

7. Barbara Bush is a total moron, just like all her inlaws.

6. A slip of the tongue by Kidd, but we all know what he meant.

5. Context? It actually sounds like one of the smarter things George W has ever said.

4. Paris :lol:

3. Considering the complete disregard most Americans have for the pronunciation of names of foreign people or places, when asked the question, the "Parthenon" may have sounded completely different. Or, it may have just been a joke.

2. Britney :rolleyes:

1. A slip of the tongue from Arnie, but there is some humour to it.
 
#34 ·
Both :p I guess we non-Americans have to make our own contributions to the thread to show that we can be just as silly as them.

A quote that IMO is way funnier than any of the ones listed is the followoing from the liberal Swedish politician Birgitta Friggebo. When she and a couple of other politicians, among them the prime minister of then Carl Bildt, were on a meeting in the immigrant-dense suburb Rinkeby of Stockholm, the atmosphere got tense during a debate about immigration politics. To get a hold of the situation she said commandingly: "Now I think everyone should calm down and then we sing 'We shall overcome' all together." It didn't work. :cool:
 
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