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Your Vagina is Too Ugly

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http://hushmagazine.ca/your+vagina+is+too+ugly/blog/376/10/

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So, is your vagina or your girlfriend’s vagina pretty or ugly? After all, there are all shapes and sizes of vaginas out there. Our nature is so judgemental, it categorizes even our vaginas to a "pretty" and an "ugly" category! Next thing you know, we will have beauty pageants for our vaginas! And The Miss World Vagina 2012 goes to… So, what is a pretty vagina? According to a lot of men and women, a pretty vagina of an adult woman should be small, firm, tucked in with no extra layers or folds. On the other hand, an ugly vagina has larger, longer and looser inner lips. In porn magazines, the vaginas are shown as mainly outer lips with very small or nonexistent inner lips. As a result, when men and women see such images, they perceive them as being what “normal” should look like. However, in reality, real women have vaginas with inner lips of various sizes and lengths.

In Europe, teenage girls actually go under the knife and rip apart their vaginas to make them "pretty!!" This process of ripping your vagina apart is called “labiaplasty." It basically means that the doctor will slaughter your inner lips until they look like they are hardly there! Unfortunately, this operation is popular to many in Canada and the United States as well. Close by countries, such as Columbia, even offer pussy care surgical travel packages! It includes someone picking you up at the airport, taking you to cut your vagina to pieces, putting you on morphine and giving you a bandage to put on your torn lady bits! It can also take up to three months to recover from this surgery. Sounds lovely, doesn’t it? Maybe you should plan on one of these vacations for your next holiday! I forgot to mention, these lovely packages cost around two thousand five hundred dollars each, not including your flight and accommodation costs. Everything has its own price. I guess this is the price of having a child-like vagina!

When it comes to issues like this, I seriously lose my hope in humanity!! I do not understand why on earth women are permanently altering their bodies to resemble bodies of young virgin girls who have not hit puberty yet! Some women claim to be getting surgeries for “themselves." However, the funny part is that women can not truly see their vaginas themselves unless they sit legs wide open in front of a mirror. Let’s be honest, how often do we do that everyday? Sadly, we all know that the underlying reason women get cosmetic surgeries like this is for men to find them more attractive. But, why the hell would it matter to men how women’s vaginas looks? After all, during sex, men are either fucking women’s vaginas or licking them! In either case, it is not physically possible for them to stare at those vaginas! Hence, it should not matter to them how perfect they look.

Lastly, what has happened to all those cliché sayings such as “beauty is not skin deep." Yeah, it is not skin deep; it is past that point now. Beauty has become flesh deep, making us cut our flesh from some parts and insert cosmetic fat in other parts, just to match that twenty something, perfect looking model on the magazine cover. Yes, beauty is not skin deep.
Jesus :tape:

Why do some ladies do this to themselves?
 
#64 ·
I doubt the NHS would do this unless it is special circumstances.
 
#66 ·
Fair enough. Good luck :)
 
#83 ·
To be honest this thread title is really not user friendly when you are online on a public computer or when your monitor is on when you have visitors at home. :lol:

I didn´t read anything from here, but maybe the thread starter could be a bit more carefull with the thread title, for those who don´t want to be asked questions about where they are logged in. ;)
 
#84 ·
Then, you wouldn't go to this thread (or even on this site for that matter) when on a public computer or when you have visitors at home, would you?
 
#86 ·
Then, you wouldn't go to this thread when you have visitors at home, would you?
No, I didn´t make this post about the thread itself, but for someone who would just take a look at my monitor it would seem strange to read such a thread title.
I mean when I enter menstennisforums.com, this thread title can be read when the last post from this section was made in this thread. ;)
 
#95 ·
Another thread from Groove that has something to do with sex or the female anatomy. What a surprise :rolleyes:
 
#98 ·
Mikey sending me dirty goodreps :eek::drool:
 
#102 ·
vagina dentata :scared:
 
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#105 ·
Whatever women are getting this done are totally off-base on how men perceive a vagina. Obviously, a vagina is not visible while the women is wearing clothing so the woman is already naked and on the verge of having sex when a man will finally see it. Now please tell me what guy in their right mind would think something along the line of "that vagina is so disgusting that I won't have sex with this chick because of her floppy vagina." No one will think that before having sex or afterwards.
 
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#106 ·
If the smell, color, texture and appearance are not right, I do hope men think with their big heads for a couple of seconds and either adapt the approach or when not possible, cease and desist.

Don't tell me you expect any guy to eagerly dive into a fishy smelly blue-green calloused loose and worn-out gina with flabby 30 cm inner labia covered with pimples, rash and scabs. Some would, but most would cease and desist.
 
#114 ·
If the smell, color, texture and appearance are not right, I do hope men think with their big heads for a couple of seconds and either adapt the approach or when not possible, cease and desist.

Don't tell me you expect any guy to eagerly dive into a fishy smelly blue-green calloused loose and worn-out gina with flabby 30 cm inner labia covered with pimples, rash and scabs. Some would, but most would cease and desist.
Are you talking about cakes or vagina? :confused: You obviously didnt see many of those :sad:
 
#116 ·
Are you talking about cakes or vagina? :confused: You obviously didnt see many of those :sad:
I really need a better quality stalker. This one is truly pathetic.
 
#113 ·
I've never read anything about that, but as lots of women tend to be (overly) critical with all kinds of body-parts, it makes sense that the center of their femininity is among those. Anyway, I'd think that at that point where a guy gets to see it, he should have built up enough attraction or even emotional connection to not be appalled, at least by the physics. Hygiene is another area of course, but this one usually extends to other body parts as some kind of foreshadowing.
 
#117 ·
Most Men are grateful to be getting any pussy (including me) :)
We aren't picky.
 
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