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Andy Roddick's "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!!

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#1 · (Edited)
Welcome to the "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!! :)

This thread is in honor of Roger Federer, the Big Swiss Cheese! He is without doubt one of the most talented players on the ATP circuit today. He is currently ranked No. 1 in the world. He has a cow named Juliette. His alpha-girlfriend is in training for a Yoko Ono-type legacy. He always wears a headband. He has a big nose. His left arm is warped. He is the Big Cheese! Love the Cheese!

This thread is also in honor of the elite few who can actually Cut the Cheese! So far this year, 2004, Mr Big Cheese has a fabulous YTD record anybody would kill for: 23-2. Only two mortals have managed to take a bite out of the Big Cheese so far: Tim "King of Cheese Cutting" Henman and Rafael "New at Cutting the Cheese" Nadal. At this rate, we figure we will hit 100 Cheese Cutters by the year 2016. This is an Elite Force! :bowdown:

You may ask: why is this Cheese Cutting thread in the Andy Roddick (AR) forum and not the Roger Federer or GM forums? Well, for starters, Andy Roddick himself is an admirer of the Big Cheese, so why not put it here? The other reason is that the AR posters here have come to the forgone conclusion that the other forums simply lack any good-natured humor, a sense of irony, and a love of absurdity. You may have noticed that many of the non-AR posters around the forums are quite good for poking fun of players they collectively do not like (i.e., Roddick, Hewitt), but try poking fun at players they do like (i.e., Safin, Federer) and you are at the top of their humorless shit lists. The AR fans here do not believe in such hypocrisy and prefer to poke fun at everybody. Check out our glorious "Bizarre, Obscene, and Funny Pictures of Andy" thread if you do not believe us. We do not put our tennis players on a pedestal and prostrate before them. We put our players on a pedestal and then bitch-slap them silly! :devil:

And lest anybody think this is a thread intended to "bash" Roger, please view my av and signature carefully before making such ridiculous pronouncements.

To quote the great George Carlin:

"Fuck 'em if they can’t take a joke!"

Enjoy the Cheese Thread.


 
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#81 ·
Dirk said:
A 35 year old woman doing this shit. Really sad. :rolleyes:
A dickless troll with no sense of humor whatsoever, especially regarding his favorite player, is even sadder.

Did you read my first post, Dirk? It says anybody with no sense of humor is not allowed in here. Go back to the Federer forum and write up another Ninja story and stay the hell out of here.
 
#83 ·
Funny she makes a thread which makes fun of one of her favorite players losing but has yet to particpate in the Duck Hunt thread? Oh yeah I forget Tangy is just a runner who hopped on the Federer bandwagon. She treats her other favorite Andy very differently when he loses.
 
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yes tangy is a runner who hopped on roger's bandwagon yet she is always upset when he loses thats not a real roger fan now is it? :rolleyes:
you dont always have to treat all your fav players the same. maybe that's how it is with you but it doesn't go with every other person. tangy, and anyone else, can treat their favorite players differently. if this is how she treats roger as her favorite, then so be it. you don't know that though. you don't even know tangy.
you havent ever spoken to her outside of MTF and even on mtf you basically just fight with her so how do you know her? you dont know her likes and dislikes. you dont even know her real name. you're just basing how you think she is on your disagreements with her yet you dont know the other side of her. this doesnt just apply to you but everyone else on MTF that does it as well. think about it why dont you? :)
 
#85 ·
Dirk, you're a douchebag. You're here more than I am. If you want to really stalk Tangerine, just mail yourself to her house.

You shouldnt be judging who and who not should be a Rogi fan, b/c you are a shitty Rogi fan. You devote too much fucking time to hating Andy Roddick and his fans than you do to liking Roger. You really have no right to talk. All of Rogi's fans here at MTF are better than you because you are the most petty Rogi fan of them all.
 
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#86 ·
It's just a silly thread that doesn't have any seriousness to it at all, and as a Federer fan there is no need to react negatively to this.
 
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#87 ·
andyroxmysox12191 said:
yes tangy is a runner who hopped on roger's bandwagon yet she is always upset when he loses thats not a real roger fan now is it? :rolleyes:
you dont always have to treat all your fav players the same. maybe that's how it is with you but it doesn't go with every other person. tangy, and anyone else, can treat their favorite players differently. if this is how she treats roger as her favorite, then so be it. you don't know that though. you don't even know tangy.
you havent ever spoken to her outside of MTF and even on mtf you basically just fight with her so how do you know her? you dont know her likes and dislikes. you dont even know her real name. you're just basing how you think she is on your disagreements with her yet you dont know the other side of her. this doesnt just apply to you but everyone else on MTF that does it as well. think about it why dont you? :)
go mani!!! you have said everything that i would have wanted to say :banana:
 
#88 ·
Dirk said:
Funny she makes a thread which makes fun of one of her favorite players losing but has yet to particpate in the Duck Hunt thread? Oh yeah I forget Tangy is just a runner who hopped on the Federer bandwagon. She treats her other favorite Andy very differently when he loses.
Why do you think the Duck Hunt thread was created? HUMOR
Why was this thread created? HUMOR

What do you lack? HUMOR


Now bye bye :wavey:
 
#91 ·
lol Naldo
 
#93 ·
Tangy, have you seen the new Roger - Williams sisters Wilson commercial? :lol: They dont allow Rogi to open his mouth... does anyone else think Roger looks like a brontosarous (huge sp?)??
 
#95 ·
CBS, it came on during the legg mason final
 
#97 ·
I'm just pointing out Tangy's hypocrisy. You said she gets sad when Rogi loses but then she comes here and makes fun of him losing? Ok so I am the only one smart enough to see both sides of the coin here. Mrs. Guga and others can't take the truth. You call me a Roddick hater but since when did I ever create a bashing Andy thread in Federer's forum? There isn't one over there and never will be one. You have to admit that a 35 year old married women posting fart noises to make fun of a player losing is pretty sad? I know I know me coming here as a non Roddick fan and pointing that out is far more immature. :rolleyes: Mrs. Guga for someone who aims to be a tennis groupie, maybe you should rethink calling someone names. The screenwriting thing must not be going all that well huh? ;)
 
#98 ·
Dirk said:
I'm just pointing out Tangy's hypocrisy. You said she gets sad when Rogi loses but then she comes here and makes fun of him losing? Ok so I am the only one smart enough to see both sides of the coin here. Mrs. Guga and others can't take the truth. You call me a Roddick hater but since when did I ever create a bashing Andy thread in Federer's forum? There isn't one over there and never will be one. You have to admit that a 35 year old married women posting fart noises to make fun of a player losing is pretty sad? I know I know me coming here as a non Roddick fan and pointing that out is far more immature. :rolleyes: Mrs. Guga for someone who aims to be a tennis groupie, maybe you should rethink calling someone names. The screenwriting thing must not be going all that well huh? ;)


You and the other ball-less wonder Fedex really are peas in a pod, aren't you? Watching you guys self-destruct is terrific entertainment.

First of all, this thread doesn't make fun of Roger as much as it makes fun of his conquerors. Second of all, you trash Andy all the time in GM and in every forum you visit. Third, we make fun of Andy all the time but you wouldn’t know that because all you do is troll the “Bizarre, Obscene” thread looking for imaginary anti-Roger dirt. Lastly, you can't possibly be any more clueless than you already are because nobody in here takes this thread seriously and it's not meant to be taken seriously. There are no Fed-haters in here.

Like I said, if you don't get the joke, get the hell out and quit stinking up this place with your :bs: You're only embarassing yourself.

And as for your personal attacks on Mrs Guga and her writing, you really haven't a leg to stand on there, Ninja boy. Get a day job. Get two.
 
#99 ·
you wouldn't know that she's sad when she loses cause you don't talk to her on MSN like some of us do. sometimes shes not that upset and sometimes she is. big whoop. we're humans. you can feel one way all the time or the other all the time or both. obviously we're not all alike so just respect the way she or anyone else is or don't come in here at all please.
if you don't like the thread or any thread, then don't come into it. if you do come into a thread in which you don't like and post something mean or whatever, then all you start is a bickering fight which frankly everyone is tired of. we've had our fair share of them or even more than we should have and it really does get tiring. imagine being a fan of andy's and going through what we have to go through every single day on here. everyone else goes through it as well, i'm positive of it, but every day there's more and more crap going on about andy than anyone else. put yourself in that position and tell me what it's like. it's not pretty and it's not happy. the best thing we have is each other and this forum where we are all fans of andy (minus the trolls and idiots who start rude threads just for the heck of it).
you don't have to like tangy or anyone else here. you don't have to be best friends with anyone if you don't want to. all you have to do is stop starting these stupid posts about tangy and just please leave us be unless if you or anyone else has something positive to say. it's all i'm asking and it's not much.
 
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andyroxmysox12191 said:
you wouldn't know that she's sad when she loses cause you don't talk to her on MSN like some of us do. sometimes shes not that upset and sometimes she is. big whoop. we're humans. you can feel one way all the time or the other all the time or both. obviously we're not all alike so just respect the way she or anyone else is or don't come in here at all please.
if you don't like the thread or any thread, then don't come into it. if you do come into a thread in which you don't like and post something mean or whatever, then all you start is a bickering fight which frankly everyone is tired of. we've had our fair share of them or even more than we should have and it really does get tiring. imagine being a fan of andy's and going through what we have to go through every single day on here. everyone else goes through it as well, i'm positive of it, but every day there's more and more crap going on about andy than anyone else. put yourself in that position and tell me what it's like. it's not pretty and it's not happy. the best thing we have is each other and this forum where we are all fans of andy (minus the trolls and idiots who start rude threads just for the heck of it).
you don't have to like tangy or anyone else here. you don't have to be best friends with anyone if you don't want to. all you have to do is stop starting these stupid posts about tangy and just please leave us be unless if you or anyone else has something positive to say. it's all i'm asking and it's not much.
Mani, you deserve a huge rep for that and if I could give you one I would :worship: :worship:, I have nothing else to add to it, sums up in a nutshell (in my opinion) what a lot of us feel and have talked about before :hug: :hug:
 
#101 ·
Actually I work a lot which is why it takes me so long to write up stories after he wins an event. Mrs. Guga started with the personal attacks first. I've never call anyone vulgar names here. If she wants to start then fine I could go there too. Since this thread about making fun of Rogi exists, its only natural for Federer fans to see what it is about. Like I've said before there isn't an Andy bash thread in Rogi's forum.
 
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