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11-20-2004 07:10 PM
missroddickfan
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

OMG OMG OMG................... HOW CAN IT HAS SUCCEDED??????????? ANDY LOST 63 62 FROM HEWITT..........
11-19-2004 10:09 PM
Golfnduck
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Lleyton is up next in the semis!!! COME ON DUCKYBOY!!! QUACK ON!!!!
11-19-2004 08:16 PM
Iheartandy&roger
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Andy is playing awesome keep it up!!! he's playing way more mature and smarter!
11-19-2004 03:34 PM
missroddickfan
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

WOW, COMPLIMENTS........
NOW, CORIA IS GOING TO BE QUACKED TOO!!!!
11-18-2004 10:04 PM
Golfnduck
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

The duck quacks on!!!! Good match for both players. BRING ON CORIA!!!!
11-18-2004 09:51 PM
tennisman.
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Congratulation Andy!
11-18-2004 09:45 PM
Mario66
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Congratulation Andy! You`re The Man!

11-18-2004 07:04 PM
Golfnduck
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

GOOOO ANDY!!!!! I'm really excited for this match!!!!
11-18-2004 02:08 PM
missroddickfan
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by tangerine_dream
Ut-oh. Looks like Tim isn't very happy with Andy right now.

An open letter to Andy Roddick: I thought Tennis was a Gentleman's Game!
Written by Mike Miedema

"I thought tennis was a gentleman's game!

Apparantly I thought wrong. How dare you have the gaul to walk onto that tennis court with your bright white Nike Airmax tennis shoes and limited edition, officialy licensed, blue Roddick-embroidered tennis bag. Already flaunting an aura of superiority before the match had even begun.

But you weren't finished, you proceeded to open a brand new pack of Wilson II tennis balls right in front of me, posturing that the tour-endorsed Wilson I tennis balls were somehow beneath you. I was going to say that the Wilson I tennis balls were the original balls of choice and that the Wilson II's only gained popularity from the name recognition of the Wilson I's, but I restrained.

Not only did you come well prepared with the latest equipment, you also color-matched that equipment with the correlating accessories of wristbands and a visor, a synergy that is hard to find in the professional, brand-contract-mandated ranks of men's tennis- thus gaining every conceivable pre-match advantage and perhaps already clinching the crucial game within the game.

Tennis is a gentleman's game, or at least that's what I was told. If you look back at my opening statement you will see I was curteous enough to refer to you as sir, a ranking I do not hand out to every Joe and Schmo. However, you did not treat me with similar respect on the tennis court.

Once the playing began, I grew further appalled. You were unholy and relentless in your pursuit of my complete and utter demise. At times toying with me, having me chase your ground strokes back and forth like a cancerous lab rat blindly searching for a last piece of cheese. You disassembled my many parts: you took the racquet out of my hand with your untold services aces, you made me an innocent bystander as you peppered the lines with a myriad of forehand and backhand winners, and when I charged the net you mashed the ball right at me, allowing me no time to react. How dare you!

If your play was not insulting enough to me, you would often chime in with your devilish tongue. "2-0, 4-0, 5-1, set!" and countless "40-love" statements that were devastating and necessary reminders of your effectiveness in both crushing me and accurately recalling of the score.

You have reduced me to nothing more than the very clay that makes up your precious domain. You have destroyed and impressed me with your level of play. Just don't ever do it again; at least not in front of other people, please!"

Thank you,

Your biggest fan,
Tim Henman

"Don't serve it that hard again, ever, please."


http:/www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i6991&rating=5

do it again with safin, andy
11-17-2004 09:29 PM
tangerine_dream
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Ut-oh. Looks like Tim isn't very happy with Andy right now.

An open letter to Andy Roddick: I thought Tennis was a Gentleman's Game!
Written by Mike Miedema

"I thought tennis was a gentleman's game!

Apparantly I thought wrong. How dare you have the gaul to walk onto that tennis court with your bright white Nike Airmax tennis shoes and limited edition, officialy licensed, blue Roddick-embroidered tennis bag. Already flaunting an aura of superiority before the match had even begun.

But you weren't finished, you proceeded to open a brand new pack of Wilson II tennis balls right in front of me, posturing that the tour-endorsed Wilson I tennis balls were somehow beneath you. I was going to say that the Wilson I tennis balls were the original balls of choice and that the Wilson II's only gained popularity from the name recognition of the Wilson I's, but I restrained.

Not only did you come well prepared with the latest equipment, you also color-matched that equipment with the correlating accessories of wristbands and a visor, a synergy that is hard to find in the professional, brand-contract-mandated ranks of men's tennis- thus gaining every conceivable pre-match advantage and perhaps already clinching the crucial game within the game.

Tennis is a gentleman's game, or at least that's what I was told. If you look back at my opening statement you will see I was curteous enough to refer to you as sir, a ranking I do not hand out to every Joe and Schmo. However, you did not treat me with similar respect on the tennis court.

Once the playing began, I grew further appalled. You were unholy and relentless in your pursuit of my complete and utter demise. At times toying with me, having me chase your ground strokes back and forth like a cancerous lab rat blindly searching for a last piece of cheese. You disassembled my many parts: you took the racquet out of my hand with your untold services aces, you made me an innocent bystander as you peppered the lines with a myriad of forehand and backhand winners, and when I charged the net you mashed the ball right at me, allowing me no time to react. How dare you!

If your play was not insulting enough to me, you would often chime in with your devilish tongue. "2-0, 4-0, 5-1, set!" and countless "40-love" statements that were devastating and necessary reminders of your effectiveness in both crushing me and accurately recalling of the score.

You have reduced me to nothing more than the very clay that makes up your precious domain. You have destroyed and impressed me with your level of play. Just don't ever do it again; at least not in front of other people, please!"

Thank you,

Your biggest fan,
Tim Henman

"Don't serve it that hard again, ever, please."


http:/www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i6991&rating=5
11-17-2004 08:09 PM
Golfnduck
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Duck vs. Hippo. Should be a good match. At least Andy will get a bit of a rest after the Safin match with playing Coria. GOOOO DUCKYBOY!!!!
11-17-2004 03:49 PM
RonE
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Wow- I don't think I have ever seen Roddick volley so well- very smart too. Instead of being on the backfoot trying to make the pass against Henman take the net away and make HIM hit the passes.

Now his next match with Safin will be very interesting- I wonder if it will be another all-tiebreak afair.
11-17-2004 03:26 PM
joeb_uk
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Debstah
Wow, you're, like, sooooooo mature!
lol! check some of his older posts, saying about how good he is at tennis! he wanted his own forum, and player thread
11-16-2004 10:48 PM
Horatio Caine
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neely
COME ON, Andy!!!

BEAT HENMAN!!!!
Neely - I like you but............................stop it!!!
11-16-2004 08:28 PM
Neely
Re: The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

COME ON, Andy!!!

BEAT HENMAN!!!!
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