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08-24-2007 04:34 AM
celia
Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

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Originally Posted by MisterQ View Post
Like a modern-day Beethoven, Levine recently revealed that he was unable to hear Maria's cries because their previous night together had left him deaf.
You are so funny!!!!!!
08-24-2007 02:09 AM
MisterQ
Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

Like a modern-day Beethoven, Levine recently revealed that he was unable to hear Maria's cries because their previous night together had left him deaf.
08-23-2007 08:43 PM
Fee
Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

This story has been refuted by Levine and this thread should be removed (or at least have the title changed). It's absolute BS.
08-23-2007 08:40 PM
Loremaster
Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

I don't care about Maria she isn't pretty at all, everyday I see about 30+ girls better looking than her in my city , but that moron is stupid , he isn't able to be good in bed and he is talking about it to press ?? And the music he produces is as pathetic as his bed skills I see.
08-22-2007 03:07 AM
+alonso
Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

I kind of feel sorry for Maria!

What a moron this guy is! Seems like He's able to do everything just to sell it to the gossip press
08-22-2007 01:34 AM
Kitty de Sade
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

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Originally Posted by cmurray View Post
KT, I KNEW you would post in this thread.
You knew I wouldn't let you down, Muz. You were the topic of convo between me and my Mommy earlier today, btw. You are the smartest of the smart- I promise to listen to everything you say from now on.

You gauge people like no other. I only wish I had heeded your warning, prior.

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Perhaps the question Mr. Levine should ask himself is WHY she was just laying there. Maybe his equipment is sub-standard. All I know is that if I were a man, you better believe I wouldn't be touting the fact that I can't get a response from my women. Just saying.
I love this response above. It's like a page taken right out of Macbeth.
08-21-2007 09:34 PM
lina_seta
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

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Originally Posted by JackPumpkinHead View Post
I would have looked but I unfortunately have to troll at work and dont have time to look through every thread before i post.

One name I goofed and misspelled. Another was a password. Now here i am. I wish i posted more but at work we have months at a time when the executives get strict and shut off browsing. To those that dont know My name is Derek
oh... i think i remember a Derek in MTF
08-21-2007 09:32 PM
scoobs
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Regardless of whether she's the best lay anyone could ever have or she lies there as animated as a blow-up dolly, it's *real* classy for someone to fuck and tell (assuming he did - there's retractions and yada yada and it may all be utter bollocks).

And I agree - I would not be advertising the fact that I couldn't get a reaction out of a woman. Men might be going "dude she's bad in the sack" but women are waggling their little fingers knowingly, and assuming he thinks the G spot is a new nightclub.
08-21-2007 08:58 PM
cmurray
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

First of all, LOVE Bill Engvall, Tangy.

KT, I KNEW you would post in this thread.

Perhaps the question Mr. Levine should ask himself is WHY she was just laying there. Maybe his equipment is sub-standard. All I know is that if I were a man, you better believe I wouldn't be touting the fact that I can't get a response from my women. Just saying.
08-21-2007 07:48 PM
JackPumpkinHead
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

I would have looked but I unfortunately have to troll at work and dont have time to look through every thread before i post.

One name I goofed and misspelled. Another was a password. Now here i am. I wish i posted more but at work we have months at a time when the executives get strict and shut off browsing. To those that dont know My name is Derek
08-21-2007 07:38 PM
SloKid
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

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Originally Posted by Blaze-2004 View Post
Was Yuri in the room as well giving her tips on how to keep her concentration and not show emotion?
He was there showing her what to do with a banana.
08-21-2007 07:29 PM
Henry Chinaski
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

The Sun making shit up? Well I never.
08-21-2007 07:25 PM
Fee
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

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Originally Posted by JackPumpkinHead View Post
I mean i didnt go to the non tennis section first.

And this is like my 3rd name i have been here longer than that
Really? Identity crisis or lost passwords? What were your other screennames?
08-21-2007 07:23 PM
tangerine_dream
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

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And this is like my 3rd name i have been here longer than that
Here's your sign.
08-21-2007 07:20 PM
JackPumpkinHead
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

I mean i didnt go to the non tennis section first.

And this is like my 3rd name i have been here longer than that
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