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Questions for Andy that must be answered (no matter how stupid or offensive!)

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#1 ·
A variation of the GM thread, just for us ducky fans. :banana:

If you were a tennis reporter, what would you ask Andy? :scratch:

Here's a few questions I have for Andy: :devil:

- When do you plan to care more about winning slams and less about winning Davis Cup?

- You do realize that you won't be able to win your precious DC until you guys learn to love the mud and play decently on clay? How do you plan to turn everybody into a Guga-playing clay god within a few weeks?

- Your ass is almost as big as Rafa's? How do you feel about that? Ever do the hip bump with him? Do you want to?

- James or Mardy?

- Ever wonder if maybe you'd finally beat Roger is you learned to hate his ass instead of kiss it? Is that something you'd be willing to try differently at Wimbledon this year?
 
#54 ·
um Larah, I don't think Andy has a 12 year old girlfriend :haha: summer school? Uhm?

They dont look particularly the same to me but they're thin pretty blonds with straight highighted hair, the pics are so different it's impossible to tell if that's the same person :shrug:
 
#56 ·
Uh? I am like, really missing something here.
 
#60 ·
well Andy's happiness has absolutely no impact on my life. He doesn't care about my happiness, so we're even.

Hard to say if one blonde is the same as the other. Again, it seems like just a random blonde in the crowd to me, and TPL has been wrong in the past. That Houston photo does make me wonder if Ginger has a sister.
 
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#61 ·
Fee said:
Hard to say if one blonde is the same as the other.
They all look the same, don't they? Those damn pretty blondes:p
 
#63 ·
debra ¡|:! said:
They all look the same, don't they? Those damn pretty blondes:p
well, I was referring to the blurriness created by the TPL watermarks, but I will admit I was having a hard time finding unique characteristics between the two. The sunglasses don't help. :p

Brunettes ROCK!
 
#64 ·
Fee said:
well, I was referring to the blurriness created by the TPL watermarks, but I will admit I was having a hard time finding unique characteristics between the two. The sunglasses don't help. :p
Well, that too :p
Fee said:
Brunettes ROCK!
:rocker::rocker2:
 
#66 ·
Here's a question for young Andrew:

Would you please lift some weights with your left arm? The freakish unevenness is really get unnerving.
 
#73 ·
Caren said:
Yeh the Roddick Boppers have been all over this wonderful piece of news all week...Various she's pretty, she's a bitch or THAT GIRL IS ME type threads...well not exactly but you get my drift.

Hey whatever floats his boat :)
That's really sad. Has anyone ever told them that journalists/photographers make mistakes? Remember a few years ago when Cliff Drysdale said 'there is Andy's girlfriend GINGER' during the Davis Cup tie against Spain in Houston. Now, if ESPN can get something like that wrong, TPL can be way off base too. I would bet my Honda CRV that woman is not Andy's gf.
 
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