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03-07-2014 09:42 PM
miura88
Re: The one that got away...

03-07-2014 09:31 PM
Burrow
Re: The one that got away...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sham Kay View Post
Despite everything exposed about Groove here... I've always found the bolded part the most frightening...
Fee was very interested in PM'ing obviously teenage members.
03-07-2014 06:07 PM
GSMnadal
Re: The one that got away...

Raferminator was the real ACC champion of 2012. If it wasn't for some disgraceful fixing from AJ.

GOAT troll. ACC title really would've been the crown on its work
03-07-2014 05:03 PM
Sapeod
Re: The one that got away...

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Originally Posted by TigerTim View Post
groove is no better than Raferminator

anyone remember her/it?
I'd be hard pressed to compare even Mr Groove to that monstrosity.
03-07-2014 05:00 PM
TigerTim
Re: The one that got away...

groove is no better than Raferminator

anyone remember her/it?
03-07-2014 04:16 PM
Ace Pounder
Re: The one that got away...

I read ALL of this thread.
What. An. Entertainment!
Honestly, I rarely laughed this much over an internet pawnage. This is priceless.

MTF certainly needs more of this.
03-07-2014 04:00 PM
Sapeod
Re: The one that got away...

While I do think most of the stuff you come up with complete and utter horseshit, I will admit that you are indeed a very entertaining poster. Hell, I'd put you right up there near the top, if I'm being honest.
03-07-2014 03:14 PM
MichaelKrep
Re: The one that got away...

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I mean, let's just bump all of my old threads, eh?
As you yourself said, you are an entertainer. This is entertaining us very much so job well done!
03-07-2014 02:11 AM
Johnny Groove
Re: The one that got away...

I mean, let's just bump all of my old threads, eh?

Fee, I must offer my apologies to you and to anyone I may have hurt.

Secondly, I mean, at this point, are we not just piling on?

Yes, I am an avid storyteller. I keep the masses entertained. I mean, I can lose 0-6 0-6 in the first round of a tournament, and the result thread has more responses than most main tour level matches. I am a raconteur, regaling the people and fascinating them. Perhaps I am a bit much at times, but are we not all human? I like to have fun, and sometimes it blows up in my face. So you wipe your face clean and start anew. I mean no maliciousness. I am all about love.

But are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? Are you seeing what's going on?
03-07-2014 01:33 AM
Sham Kay Adams
Re: The one that got away...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fee View Post
Hello everyone. I haven't been on MTF in ages, but this thread was brought to my attention by someone I speak to off the forum. I'm glad to see Johnny posting in here and facing the music like a man, but I want to add just a little bit more information for the historical record. Most of it comes from either my own private messages with him or from the old Perv thread, which may be hard to find since it had to be broken up.

Yes, I knew about the infant son and girlfriend and the car accident, and the oddly convenient death. I don't remember his mother being killed though, and he's mentioned her about 100 times since then. At the time JG and I were exchanging private messages about sharing taped tennis matches or whatever and I felt so bad for him because he was constantly talking about how very broke he was. Imagine my surprise when he went to Europe about 6 months later on some school trip. It didn't add up, but I didn't really care because I didn't follow his posts or his life that closely. (Does any of this sound familiar Johnny?) There was also a trip to Puerto Rico in there somewhere, maybe right after graduation? Can't remember, just remember being confused about how broke he was or wasn't.

Then the Perv thread got started and an unofficial contest seems to have begun between JG and MTF's most notorious patho liar ever. We won't talk about her, but there is more to the 'I was stabbed at McDonald's' story than that one post. For a while leading up to that, Johnny regaled us with the story of his escapades with "Rafaella" the perfect girlfriend who got naked with him about an hour after they met, if I remember correctly. They were perfect together and the sex, which he wrote about in great detail in the perv thread, was hotter than every great movie you had ever seen in your life, combined. But then Johnny came home one day and discovered Rafaella having DP sex with 2 guys. D'oh! She tried to explain it away that they were just filming a porno because she was curious what that would be like (can't remember her age, but pretty sure JG was still in high school). I think it was about this time that "Rafa" told JG she was pregnant, and it was his baby. When he told us that Rafa was pregnant, he seemed to completely forget that this had happened to him before.

So a little while passes, and then the McDonald's stabbing/shooting happens. "Rafa" had a jealous ex boyfriend who was a gang member or something. So Rafa was at McDonald's, the ex shows up, she gets scared and calls Johnny, Johnny arrives just in time to get involved but darn the luck, the gun goes off, ricochets off of something and hits Rafa in just the right place for her to lose the baby. Don't remember what happened to Rafa after that, he stopped mentioning her. I looked all over the internet, never found any news articles about such a dramatic shooting/stabbing at McDonalds (wasn't surprised, many members of the perv thread knew it was all fiction). By the way, we had a lot of fun speculating why he chose the name 'Rafaella' for his fake, perfect girlfriend. What exactly was he working out of his system with that one?

Johnny, do you remember any of this? I do not like liars, not at all, but I cannot hate on Johnny for what he has done (and possibly continues to do). He doesn't tell these stories to hurt people, or to be malicious. He came back to this thread and faced the music, so maybe all this silliness really is just growing pains. (Unlike that other one who left MTF, but is still working it in other places on the internet tubes, hurting people).

Verd was right though, an apology would be nice.
Despite everything exposed about Groove here... I've always found the bolded part the most frightening...
03-07-2014 01:15 AM
MichaelKrep
Re: The one that got away...

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Originally Posted by Unforced Terror View Post
I wonder what Johnny named his "baby". Rafito? Jonathan II?
Bjorn.

03-07-2014 01:12 AM
Unforced Terror
Re: The one that got away...

I wonder what Johnny named his "baby". Rafito? Jonathan II?
03-07-2014 01:00 AM
MichaelKrep
Re: The one that got away...

Naming her "Rafaella" was just the cherry on the cake.
03-07-2014 12:57 AM
Unforced Terror
Re: The one that got away...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fee View Post
Hello everyone. I haven't been on MTF in ages, but this thread was brought to my attention by someone I speak to off the forum. I'm glad to see Johnny posting in here and facing the music like a man, but I want to add just a little bit more information for the historical record. Most of it comes from either my own private messages with him or from the old Perv thread, which may be hard to find since it had to be broken up.

Yes, I knew about the infant son and girlfriend and the car accident, and the oddly convenient death. I don't remember his mother being killed though, and he's mentioned her about 100 times since then. At the time JG and I were exchanging private messages about sharing taped tennis matches or whatever and I felt so bad for him because he was constantly talking about how very broke he was. Imagine my surprise when he went to Europe about 6 months later on some school trip. It didn't add up, but I didn't really care because I didn't follow his posts or his life that closely. (Does any of this sound familiar Johnny?) There was also a trip to Puerto Rico in there somewhere, maybe right after graduation? Can't remember, just remember being confused about how broke he was or wasn't.

Then the Perv thread got started and an unofficial contest seems to have begun between JG and MTF's most notorious patho liar ever. We won't talk about her, but there is more to the 'I was stabbed at McDonald's' story than that one post. For a while leading up to that, Johnny regaled us with the story of his escapades with "Rafaella" the perfect girlfriend who got naked with him about an hour after they met, if I remember correctly. They were perfect together and the sex, which he wrote about in great detail in the perv thread, was hotter than every great movie you had ever seen in your life, combined. But then Johnny came home one day and discovered Rafaella having DP sex with 2 guys. D'oh! She tried to explain it away that they were just filming a porno because she was curious what that would be like (can't remember her age, but pretty sure JG was still in high school). I think it was about this time that "Rafa" told JG she was pregnant, and it was his baby. When he told us that Rafa was pregnant, he seemed to completely forget that this had happened to him before.

So a little while passes, and then the McDonald's stabbing/shooting happens. "Rafa" had a jealous ex boyfriend who was a gang member or something. So Rafa was at McDonald's, the ex shows up, she gets scared and calls Johnny, Johnny arrives just in time to get involved but darn the luck, the gun goes off, ricochets off of something and hits Rafa in just the right place for her to lose the baby. Don't remember what happened to Rafa after that, he stopped mentioning her. I looked all over the internet, never found any news articles about such a dramatic shooting/stabbing at McDonalds (wasn't surprised, many members of the perv thread knew it was all fiction). By the way, we had a lot of fun speculating why he chose the name 'Rafaella' for his fake, perfect girlfriend. What exactly was he working out of his system with that one?

Johnny, do you remember any of this? I do not like liars, not at all, but I cannot hate on Johnny for what he has done (and possibly continues to do). He doesn't tell these stories to hurt people, or to be malicious. He came back to this thread and faced the music, so maybe all this silliness really is just growing pains. (Unlike that other one who left MTF, but is still working it in other places on the internet tubes, hurting people).

Verd was right though, an apology would be nice.
Exposed.
03-07-2014 12:56 AM
MichaelKrep
Re: The one that got away...

Bump for the MTF newbies like me. This is pure class.
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