And we're guaranteed at least two entries, one for the first round doubles loss and one for the first round singles loss! Anything beyond that is gravy!
The Very Secret Diary of Marat Safin
How ironic would it be to plagiarize Cassie here? All due credit for this wonderful idea.
Day 1. Walt fell into the abyss last week.
Too upset to play. Lost.
Suspect Dima may have a crush on me. Sasha will kill him if he tries anything.
Day 2. Feli still...