Ok, since there are about a gazillion remakes on "Twelve Days of Christmas" out there, perhaps I can offer my fractured version of Day One.
"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a paltry jingle bell tree." My first-grade self was learning this song for the first time.
And my version of "O Christmas Tree"....
"O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree.....your leaves are shining brightly...."