so, I decided to share it with you I'm sure some of you will know it, but anyway, it's my blog and I will post it
DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know Mate Match?
Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do.
DJ: What is your name? First only please.
DJ: Are you married or what Brian?
DJ: Yes? Does this mean your are married?*.or what?*Brian?
Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am...
To shower like a woman:
1. Take off your clothes and organize them in the correct baskets (coloureds, etc.)
2. Go to the bathroom with your bathrobe on. If you meet your husband or boyfriend on your way, cover every inch of your body with a nervous gesture and run into the bathroom as quick as possible.
3. Look into the mirror at yourself and stick...
11 days to go, elections are knocking at the door. Today my postal vote documents have arrived. Now I have to sit down, go into myself and think There's even someone of a small local party simply called Die Partei on the list. That party stands for work, constitutional state, animal protection, support of the elite and basic democratic initiative... at least, that's what is said in their brochure
I wonder if there's also a party for the protection...