I've read this thing so many times before, but it still makes me laugh

so, I decided to share it with you I'm sure some of you will know it, but anyway, it's my blog and I will post it

DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know Mate Match?
Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do.
DJ: What is your name? First only please.
Contestant: Brian
DJ: Are you married or what Brian?
Brian: Yes.
DJ: Yes? Does this mean your are married?*.or what?*Brian?
Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am...

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Why does Lambrusco...

taste that good??? It's 11:20pm, a friend of mine has just left, and I'm officially drunk. I can hardly rype. everything is turninbg the whole world is a carousel.

She's broken up with her boyfriend, so we sat dowen together on my balcony, we had a very cozy spot therte, took out some cushions and blankets and candles and Lambrusco...

And now I've still some work to do for uni, because I'm far behind my scheduel...

Nah, think that doesn't...

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Dogs, rain, mud and my skirt

As my second half is in Berlin today I spend my time with Jaques, Jonathan's labadror-retriever. I absolutely adore this dog, he's cute and friendly, very funny and loves to cuddle.

But today he made me go I took him out for a walk after he had nearly torn my skirt into pieces... fine, nothing really exciting, that's what happens everytime he wants to go outside

Of course it took only 10 minutes... then it started to rain heavily, and I was dressed...

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As requested...

...here's the translation of the shower thing.



Showering culture of the sexes

To shower like a woman:
1. Take off your clothes and organize them in the correct baskets (coloureds, etc.)
2. Go to the bathroom with your bathrobe on. If you meet your husband or boyfriend on your way, cover every inch of your body with a nervous gesture and run into the bathroom as quick as possible.
3. Look into the mirror at yourself and stick...

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Lazy me

11 days to go, elections are knocking at the door. Today my postal vote documents have arrived. Now I have to sit down, go into myself and think There's even someone of a small local party simply called Die Partei on the list. That party stands for work, constitutional state, animal protection, support of the elite and basic democratic initiative... at least, that's what is said in their brochure

I wonder if there's also a party for the protection...

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