Bing lost!

Bing the Ming lost today, again.

He really sucks

Scotso

Bing Mings!

Bing really Mings,
And it isn't my fault
It's just that in pictures,
he's really been caught.

Maybe if he would just
reduce those huge lips
and a little liposuction
on those massive hips?

It's not really his fault,
that he looks like a hemorrhoid
but leaving the house without makeup
is something he could avoid.

Plastic surgery
is surely a must
Truly, Bing,
the face you...

Scotso

Long time gone!

It's been so long since my last blog, and what's sad is that I haven't even been busy or anything.

I'm happy that Nadal won in Madrid today. Another non-clay Masters Series title for the haters to choke on. Vamos!

I got my Halloween presents for Jess and Leo all boxed up and ready to send today, so hopefully I can get those out tomorrow. I forgot when spending all my money on the actual gifts that you have to pay to mail them. Hmm... I can be really oblivious sometimes....

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My life is complete.

I may have had to stay up all night for it, but right now I'm getting to do two of my three favorite things. I'm watching tennis, and talking to Leo.

If only Jess were here it would be complete!

Scotso

Misha Goodness!

I'm watching sexy Mikhail Youzhny on the kick-ass Moscow live feeds. They rule.

I got to watch Mary Pierce's entire match with Flavia Pennetta... which she won, 4-6 6-2 6-3 A good run here could put Mary at #5 in the world! Mary back in the top #5 would be AMAZING.

I don't think I'll be able to stay up much longer. I didn't do anything today, but I am so wide awake from practically sleeping all of Monday. At least I got to talk to Leo a bit today. Even...

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