Do I get vcash if I write here?

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I forgot to mention...........

While I am away.......

Can some celebrate for me if Federer happens to lose a match and annoy the hell out of the Fedtards?

Thank you

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The Saddest Blog Entry You'll Ever Read

WARNING! Before you start reading, go and fetch your box of tissues, as what I am about to say may reduce a few of you to tears

Ok.....I know how much everyone loves me. And I apologise for having to do this to you. But I have to, otherwise God will punish me. He told me so yesterday.

Right I'll try to stop talking out my ass (that may take quite a bit of effort after 21 years of it) and spit it out, as I'm sure you're all getting ants in your pants by now. ...

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Am I turning into a teenage girl?

Several months ago, Sarah aka MissFairy commented that I was a girl. Although I strenously denied these accusations at the time, I am beginning to fear that she was right. I'm not sure if she's worked some of her fairy magic on me to turn me into a little girl, but at the moment I seem powerless to stop the transition.

The Facts

1) Yesterday while shopping I bought myself shampoo for women. It was an ambitious attempt to straighten my ridiculously messy and frizzy...

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The long awaited 2nd entry

Firstly, can I take this opportunity to apologise for the rather long period in between my first entry and this one. I know how much I've let you all down, and I have smacked my own bottom to tell myself off.

In all honesty, this marvellous event of me writing my 2nd entry wouldn't have happened if it wasn't down to 1 person. The wonderful Jess, who has been on and on at me to write this entry. You can all thank her for this momentous occasion and all come to your own conclusion...

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