Oft my good companion Andrew haz been painted az mere eye-candy for ze ladyz,
all brawn and no brainz, az a meathead, and sportz junkie without a clever thought
in hiz pretty little head. But dis false perception of Andrew haz been created by a
corrupt and prejudiced media, intent on diluting hiz truly great mind, for they fear ze
commoner will not comprehend ze inner workingz of dis marvellouz enigma.
Ze Grosjean feelz it hiz duty, since he waz present...
Ye, ‘tis I, ze mercurial Frenchman, ze upholder of truth and dignity. I have scoured ze
depths, ze darkest recess, ze habitat of sleaze and depravity.
Crowd asks, “Monica Lewinsky’s diary?”
Nay, nay, something more sinizter, more shocking, something which shall rock ze world
to itz very base; something which shall corrupt ze innocent and leave ze foulest taste.
Be warned, my children, thine eyes may not survive ze grotesque once gazed upon.......